whet moser: it's nice knowing you live in a time where if they did the samus gender reveal scene in metroid today there would be dozens of hideous op-eds about it

it's nice knowing you live in a time where if they did the samus gender reveal scene in metroid today there would be dozens of hideous op-eds about it

honestly it's nigh impossible to read about any past cultural event without imagining the insufferable culture war essay or youtube video about it (and not just rightward, oh no)

there's even a joking reaction video for the first film ever screened (in French)

i can imagine guys on twitter doing math to conclude that the power armor is too heavy for her to move

Mother Brain CANCELLED bc she was brave enough to say women should NOT wear Power Armor!!!!

Imagine if they released The Crying Game now

Not if she's a blonde with big naturals, that's apparently anti-woke, so they cancel each other out.

Even the basic version of Gemini does a pretty good job filling that omission. g.co/gemini/share...

‎Samus Aran: Beyond the Visorg.co Created with Gemini

someone should make a metroidvania and the big reveal at the end is that under the helmet is just a smaller helmet.

and about as many over the samus bikini reward reveals

OH GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE

Wait, it's all barely disguised horny-posting?

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