Wilagames: bus punk enjoyer

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Hey it's me! The sometimes game writer, always uninformed take haver you kinda remember from that other site. You should check out my games on Itch.io. for the most part they are free. That song from Star Trek 4 is actually my favorite song.

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Tactical Breach Wizards finally releases 24 hours from now!! You'll have completely forgotten by then, best wishlist it to be safe: store.steampowered.com/app/1043810/ Reviews are still coming in, but we've had some incredible quotes already:

I'm a lot like Ramona Flowers in that I have seven exes and if you want to date me you will have to fight my one current wife.

Pennsylvania Dutch Princess, Scrapple Roan

I've tried to get into JoJo's bizarre Adventure a couple times. I bought the PS1 fighting game back in the day and fell in love with the characters and the music, but I just don't enjoy the anime. I really like a world where the toughest guys are the most flamboyant tho. See also: 80s pro-wrestling.

Will Shortz's favorite horror movie has to be Hellraiser right?

To defeat Trump, Kamala Harris may need to summon the powerful new Turbo Megazord.

I'm doing my part to extend ska into the far future. (I bought my son a trumpet.)

Me: inside me there are two wolves. ER Doctor: and you "fell on" these two wolves?

Name your top 3 ocean disasters.

After several years I think I'm finally comfortable saying that I'm just too dumb to follow online leftist drama.

There's a trampoline park near me that has an arcade game that you control by rolling a big ball around. You have to imagine Sisyphus was happy.

I hope Usha gets to keep the couch in the divorce.

I went to the Hunley museum to pay respects to the little submarine that simply could not stop killing Confederate sailors. Critical support to Comrade Hunley.

Am I the only person who actually thought he fucked the couch? It's not the weirdest thing a young man would have tried to fuck.

Use bookstore find. I cannot wait to see what 1991 thought 2020 was gonna be like. Based on the back of the book they nailed global warming and nonbinary assassins.

Yo if you were making plastic model kits in 1986 I feel for you because the jank on this thing was incredible. Modern Gunpla models are infinitely nicer and more user friendly.

I went to a bar last night which is pretty unusual for me because I don't drink alcohol. This particular bar has some art from local artists for sale. For $40 you could own a CRT TV tuned to a dead channel and stenciled with Steve Urkel's face.

I'm watching Bridgerton and it's very cute and cozy but also I want an orca to eat all these people.

I always love the "show the scale of the species" diagram in old RPGs. Does anybody know what RPG this first diagram comes from?

It's weird that they remake movies but not bands. Like Remake the movie Witchfinder General for sure. But maybe also remake the band Witchfinder General.

The mood is a harsh mistress.

My daughter, describing this plushie: "she's a fighter that sometimes loves."

Oh God the incompetent boss character in Jurassic world evolution 2 pronounces Appalachian as "apple-aye-shun" this is excellent voice acting if I'm supposed to hate this character immediately.

Jurassic World Evolution 2 is kinda the last place unexpected to see copaganda but here we are lol.

My dating app profile pic is a fish holding me.

Prodigy and Lower Decks have given me an idea. Fewer Live Action remakes of cartoons. More cartoon remakes of live action stuff.

Jurassic world (a pretty bad movie) spawned a pretty good theme park simulator. Which got me thinking, what's the best tie-in-media from the worst property? Another example: The Mummy Demastered is supposedly a good metroidvania based on the supposedly terrible tom cruise mummy movie.

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Learn the keys to running our most popular games with Dice Pool! Crowdfunding for this series of online seminars starts Tuesday and we're excited to announce our panel of experts for Fate: Lara Paige Turner, Lloyd Gyan, and Randy Oest. Follow here for the launch: www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

My grandfather loved butterflies and my grandmother is pretty sure he got reincarnated as a butterfly. Using that same logic I'm going to get reincarnated as a diet coke.

I'm gonna start an EDM group called the Crystal Methodists