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will buikema

@willbuikema.bsky.social

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i strive to be a good & supportive people manager so individuals are comfortable communicating their needs and what they’re going through, such as today when someone is “shitting buckets”
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Brawny got drafted? Youre tellin me this guy is gonna play in the NBA?? 😂 thanks everyone
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pre-registering 80 bluesky accounts in case a fly lands on someone’s head
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put kodak black’s name on the cup
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sick of the disrespect that flags get. won’t rest until they get a full month and not one chickenshit day
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that’s pretty cold frank
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new favorite thing about my job: knowing that right now i am competing with every reputable sports brand to win an asswipes deal
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this is our brand new monthly podcast. i contribute to it but ryan's the showrunner, and he came up with some of the most inventive structuring i've ever heard in an audio show. it's already fun as hell, can't wait for y'all to hear it
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how goliath still on the board?
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hadn’t played hang man in a while. good game
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hey y’all make sure you log in to secret base dot com backslash video backslash live for tonight’s best nfl draft coverage where the team will chat live with experts and break down the biggest news as it plays out
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if you hate the secret base patreon then blame @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
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Folks, Secret Base is starting a Patreon. We'll still be on YouTube, but if you want more, you *will* get your money's worth. *tony hale annoying verizon commercial 'a preposterous amount of panos!' voice* A cornucopia of content!!!!
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i regularly mix up proust and proops, greg
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underrated funny evolutionary trait is skin layers. i hope we keep going. three ain’t enough. we need to keep slapping layers down until everyone is just a tiny bit harder to pierce
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oj simpson was to running backs what oj simpson was to knife wielding murderers
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my cat is undefeated in taking a shit in the litter box next to my desk 2 min into a meeting
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monkey man is awesome in part due to the bad guy being hunky indian brad garrett
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no one does earthquakes like nyc, the capital of quakes they call it
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haven’t been posting much because i recently transitioned to making brown rice instead of white and man is that stuff a time suck
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my xtreme baseball league features 1. 5 second pitch clock 2. no gloves innings 1-8 3. double gloves in 9th inning 4. gun for bat
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filing workers comp due to how much damage the office half-ply toilet paper has caused
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[shuts eyes and whispers repeatedly to self] "jeff garcia's children can't hurt you jeff garcia's children can't hurt you jeff garcia's children cant..."
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god all i want to do is disrupt
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and for the 13th time tonight the oscar goes to the trailer for twisters
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“so it’s 3 bed, 2 baths, 1 steve largent painting that has fused itself to the homes foundation”
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watched someone slowly delete a big chunk of works by tapping delete key over and over so this is a psa about the option-delete shortcut for those who need it
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cant remember to bring my wallet to the store but i do still remember both parts to ‘elephant love medley’ so thats not nothing
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nick cousins just turtled when his own teammate collided with him