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Wozza B

@wozzabee.bsky.social

Etiolated sloucher.

Poet.

In exile from the unlit uplands.

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I’m sorely disappointed at the lack of ‘here’s what I learned when Trump was shot’ posts on LinkedIn. Self-obsessed blowhard bros ain’t even trying anymore.
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I’m in Manchester Airport and the water from Bergamo (750 miles away) is cheaper than the water from Buxton (20 miles away). This feels like a crime.
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No cheating. Post the last photo of a dog you have in your gallery.
No cheating. Post the last photo of a dog you have in your gallery.
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On the train. Town bound.
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I’m at level 15 of Thieves Cant on Duolingo.
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This time tomorrow I’ll be in Manchester, getting rained on if the weather forecast is anything to go by.
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I laughed way too hard at this
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Ten years ago in Swaledale. Look at how blue the sky is, confirming that the sun does shine in Yorkshire occasionally.
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I don’t know what will happen in the football on Sunday but I do know that Benidorm is going to be wild.
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Here we goooooo!!!! Frietje Met v Chips and Gravy, Edam v Stilton, Stroopwafel v Jam Roly Poly etc. #euro2024
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Yeah, I’m never going to listen to this pod.
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OK, time for bed. Time to sleep the sleep of the righteous. Who am I kidding? I’ll be up three times for a piss and spend the rest of the night listening to the wind and rain against my bedroom window, wondering how long until I have to get up for work.
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Cycled to work today, the ninth day of July, and got wet, and got gold, and got an overwhelming desire to get a taxi to the airport and board the next plane out to somewhere with real weather. Anyone want to join me?
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It’s been nice here today, plenty of sunshine with a slight breeze (great drying weather), so the met office have issued a heavy rain warning for tomorrow because we’re not allowed nice things.
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If you see this, post a bird
If you see this, post a bird
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The Double Dickers
Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter. I’ll go first: Bagpiss.
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Good morning world. The sun is actually shining in Dublin. This is new.
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In case you were wondering where Sir Bradley Wiggins sits on the whole doping in cycling debate… #TDF2024
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I don’t think people who live in the Mediterranean would believe you if you tried to tell them that the temperature in Ireland during July is in single digits. The Romans called it Hibernia (Land of Winter) and they weren’t joking.
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Instagram says this is for me, but we all know this is for @lunabelle.bsky.social
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My job is pretty good and the pay is half decent so how the fuck do I only have €10 left until I get paid again in 17 days? Oh, that’s right, I have teenage kids.
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I’ve been invited to join a Facebook group called Speak Out Against Psychiatry which aims to ‘end psychiatric diagnosis’. I had a look at the recent posts and can confirm that it appears to be populated entirely by people who would benefit from proper psychiatric diagnosis and treatment.
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The Switzerland manager looks like he was rendered by AI. #euro2024
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My gammony Facebook friends are having a bit of a melty today. Apparently they’ll be murdered in their beds by illegals before the year is out, and those that manage to live through the purge will have no pension, because Starmer will have given the money to (you’ve guessed it) illegals.
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This is the first time in my life I’ve ever had the hots for a deputy prime minister.
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