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The incoming VP of the USA, on Britain:
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It's been bubbling away for a long time, but everything finally got on top of me today and spilled out as a huge meltdown. The upshot is that my mum has taken little one, and I've forced myself to cook and eat the first proper meal I've had in a long time. No marks for presentation, mind.
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Fuck labour, fuck wes streeting, and fuck all the people who will turn a blind eye to this because "at least they aren't tories".
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Obviously I'm glad Reform didnt win more seats in parliament, but our electoral system is so monumentally ridiculous.
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if Americans knew our politicians really did have names like this, we would never hear the end of it
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When she says "conservative", she means "racist", yeah? Strap in for a race to the hard right, team.
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Breaking news: at least 10 thousand cunts in Blyth
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Me: I'm so busy I can't even think straight Also me: I should make a pottery chicken to hold my incense
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This is why I'm too busy to date.
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Spent my only day off volunteering as a facepainter for some reason. I am tired, but it was a lot of fun
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Is that normal sleeping you're doing, Ern?
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Pedi, pottery, homemade pavlova, painted faces and snuggles on the sofa. Good birthday weekend so far!
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Called to an "emergency" on the ward. Went running to find all my staff singing happy birthday 😭😭😭
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I often think these guys absolutely hate each other, but today I worked from home and realised they spend their entire day sleeping peacefully 2 ft apart on my bed
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My birthday surprise was a Seasick Steve show and record signing, and a fancy lunch. Feeling spoilt 😌
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Alas not a baddie, but i am cute x
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Supernoodles, but make it gourmet
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This seems like a damning economic indicator. Sir Keir must introduce a mandatory period of supernatural service 🇬🇧 !
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I'm sorry but how the fuck am I supposed to roll a fag with this bullshit, Mr Raynaud?
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Met Police In Failure-To-Investigate-A-Crime SHOCKER! Very interesting to learn that the Met are incapable of the most basic forensic technology.
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For YEARS I just thought I had "bad skin" and never thought about it more deeply than what kind of foundation to cover it with. I've worn full makeup every day since I was a teenager because it makes me feel so shite and have just, this month, realised its actually rosacea and can be treated 🤞🤞
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Doing dreams of big pussy cat leaps through the jungle
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Who dares interrupt my big cat dreams??
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Ngl that looks really cosy. Wish that was me