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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg.bsky.social

tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is this year
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this haunted dog doll i saw at a flea market kind of reminds me of joe biden
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"the supreme court just created a dangerous precedent that represents a fundamental change in american politics and the office of the presidency. jeez. really wish that hadnt happened. ah well"
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idk about bluesky. not enough comedians selling macbooks here
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honestly the one thing that might get me to spend more time on bluesky is seeing how active @themountaingoats.bsky.social is on here
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i should try to use this app more!! (forgets about bluesky for 2 months)
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(on a first date) so i can imagine 100 creatures in my head basically whenever i want. and i can make them be all sorts of shapes and sizes. BUT i dont like to imagine them with sharp teeth or claws because then i get scared. you look beautiful tonight by the way. can i kiss you
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trying to netflix and chill with a letterboxd baddie who stops making out every 2 minutes to talk about the mise en scène
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jim henson’s son looks like what if tywin lannister was Nice
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i still can’t believe they bought that freakin zoo
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we are the straight boyfriends of the bi girls you couldnt discourse
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new york city is home to millions of stories and we can often only catch glimpses of their complex beauty as we briefly brush past them on our own winding paths
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sooo glad i stayed until after the Challengers credits
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kirsten dunst and jesse plemons falling in love after they met on fargo, where they play a dysfunctional couple who kill kieran culkin and put him through a meat grinder... it's maybe the greatest hollywood love story of all time
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it is physically impossible for me to go to a flea market and not leave without a little guy
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me: (showing a friend my rat bucket) so yeah this is where all the rats are friend: why do you have a rat bucket me: for the rats friend: why do you have rats me: to put in the bucket. i don’t understand what is so complicated about this
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at a cafe and knocked on the bathroom door and instead of saying “occupied” the person inside said “who is it?” ???
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every day im like. i should post here more. and every day im like. oops i forgot to post here more
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OJ Simpson coming back to life because the coffin is just a little bit too small
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tv shows used to have Hurley
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if so many people in power are telling you NOT to look at something, it basically confirms that there are benefits they're trying to keep from the general population. don't be a sheep. open your eyes. literally.
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IF WOKE JOE BIDEN THINKS I'M GOING TO CUCK AND MUZZLE MY EYES JUST TO LOOK AT THE BEAUTY OF NATURE HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING
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there is basically no difference between these two pictures. i refuse to be a sheep
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(gesturing to my roommate dracula) every weekend is a vampire weekend when you live with this goofball