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My birthday is next week and I'd like to throw a little public celebration at the strip club I dance at! If I posted a public invite would you come slide dollars in my gstring and get lapdances from the bday girl??

when I was in college like 10 years ago affording a week of groceries for myself was around a budget of $40.. I just spent $137 to feed myself this week, what are we even doing here???????

chatgpt is actually kinda useful if you have adhd and need help planning tedious things. I use it for my skincare routine, grocery store lists/weekly meal planning and also for exercise routines at my weightlifting gym. Not perfect but it helps with planning ahead

lost my headphones at the club I’m devastated

Woke up feeling sick as fuck !!! Which is so depressing because I was literally thinking “wow haven’t felt ill in a hot minute” chronic illness curse

bro why did my trimet bus driver get out of the bus at my stop and start clipping the roses outside of city hall I’m fucking cracking up

hooked up with a stranger I met off of Fet last night which is something I’ll probably never do again but I lucked out because he was very handsome, made me cum and wasn’t a serial killer! (the bar is low)

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Some of you folks would benefit from a hobby other than being online.

so down bad horny i'm waiting like a pathetic dog by the phone for my ex to respond on the 1% off chance they want to hookup no strings attached lol

One thing I like to do for fun is mutual aid drops at a local park! For my bday I'd like to have a lil snack party for my neighbors, I did the math and it's about $120 to make 50 hotdogs/chip lunches if anyone wants to get me a really cool gift 🎁💝 $jpegunavailable

I need someone in europe to send me an official gosig ratta from Ikea

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If you rub one out to me, you are (maybe, I'm not a lawyer) legally obligated to send money to a sex worker. I'm not a sex worker, I just feel like posting dirty photos. So go find someone else and give them money. Here's three, now give @amypond.gay @kookydame.bsky.social @zoeyjpeg.bsky.social

#ThickThighsday 🥵💛 It's hot....so I decided to dress for the weather.

hot hairy strippers deserve human rights too

While it’s probably the most financially secure way to exit SW, becoming a landlord doesn’t align with my values or my style. Much more likely to become a bank robber or perhaps a cult leader with a devout following of single divorced horny dads

need the anxiety fucked out of me!!

aderall and yerba mate are hitting at the same time I might have a heart attack

honestly all I want for my bday are floor tickets to see charli live in october

Anthropocene is a whack time to be alive take me back to Pleistocene era

I miss this one specific person kind of a lot and im not sure if I should reach out to them or not... I need advice

taking advantage of the heat and doing stretches under the sun so my muscles can relax better; im determined to get contortionist level flexible

gym + pole dancing lessons and my ass is looking crazy this summer

happy do mushrooms inside your house for a cheap temporary escape from the horrors of your country day!

Just got off the phone with my millennial customer service agent for PGE, I told them I was gonna use any birthday money I get this month for my bills and we both said “adulting!” at the same time

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Still reeling over what a good movie Furiosa is. The cinematography is grotesque & beautiful, the characters are well developed, and the pacing is done so well. SPOILER ; I fell in love with praetorian jack. I can't stop thinking about this film lol

I'm too stressed to participate in society right now. I need to go camping in the forest and take a hero dose of mushrooms