Don’t forget:
-Hottest summer on the record yet, here’s why you peasants shouldn’t use your AC
-Have less money? Try the new diet the poors are trying called getting less food
-COVID19? Never heard of her - here’s why this chiropractor says it doesn’t exist & masks will turn you gay
Every morning I check the news and it's like
-SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain
-President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler
-New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
