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used to be dan from amazing tapes, now i'm a massive radish. he/him
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welcome to all of you who have recently been mandela effected into this timeline where jack black doesn't know what a joke is ❤️ i'm excited to hear what jokes he had in your universe - in this one he just went "fligugigu 🤪" for 20 years and we gave him millions of dollars
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i'd like to see old donny trump wriggle* his way out of this jam**! *shuffle **mortal coil after being shot at a pennsylvania rally
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yes, but he also did a lot of bad stuff too
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Pharmonbozia: Did Laura Palmer Use Cocaine to Self-Medicate Her Undiagnosed ADHD? (Part 1) 4h30m Posted 6 hours ago 2.2M views
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it's time to stop "isolating jay graydon's stems" and start "nice dontating to joe biden's dems"
people need to stop listening to rick beato and figure out how to defeat this evil cheeto. at the polls
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turns lights down low, puts on Smooth Operator, leans in to whisper softly in your ear: ᵀᵉᶜʰⁿᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ, ᵗʰᵉ *ᵇᵃⁿᵈ* ᶦˢ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ˢᵃᵈᵉ. ˢᵃᵈᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ʰᵉˡᵉⁿ 😏
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we all go into the bathroom to pee, start trying to figure out what the best improvised weapon would be in case of attack and settle on the toilet tank lid, it's human nature
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this is the saddest math problem I've ever read
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David Hyde Pierce being ICONIC with a peanut and fork A THREAD:
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didn't expect the post-credits scene in godzilla minus one where Dr Matthews delivers the baby and says "have you thought of a name, Mrs Broderick?". stirring stuff
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if my name was Ogg Vorbis i'd go live in a computer also
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reskeeting for visibility and whatnot, it's the monthly trying not to lose everything I own and also tryin to get some food appeal! I got $15ish yesterday so at least was able to buy pills and lotion thanks!
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Hamburglar is thawed for a parole hearing in 2032, but escapes. Society has changed and all violent crime has seemingly been eliminated. Unable to deal with a criminal as dangerous as Hamburglar, the authorities awaken McDonald to help capture him again.
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shiny shiny shiny evolved starter "Dear A Huge Radish, We are rejecting your song parody "Venusaur in Furs" on the grounds that no-one who plays Pokémon is cool enough to do drugs."
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