i like weed but iont like when people say "terps". sound like Val Kilmer in a movie about everyone works at a bank and they hang out and they have fun but really the bank is doing evil
u people crack me up....
"oh i have the disease"
"i feel sick from what the disease is doing to my body"
uhh theres no disease anymore? thats why u have to go to work remember??? and why soon the governor will make it illegal to not want the disease??? helloooo?
"oh what if Biden had some baked beans"
nice try. u know the deal. he will eat a garbage can of baked beans IF and ONLY IF u vote for him and u do it nice.
theyll play the song as they always have. "oh, the beans-have-come and what-a-special-day". now lets not spoil
if there ever comes a day where i’m in long island and i don’t think about @dvsblast.bsky.social and really good cream soda then something is seriously wrong with me
so crazy that everyone that was into Stanley Alarmclock ten years ago now works at Ventman's. its like nobody was listening to the lyrics on "Bend But Don't Break". like you're LITERALLY "being the bird and not the owl" right now but ok
Name changes can be bittersweet. When my grandfather opened this bodega in the 70s, customers learned that "Earl's" meant high quality and fair prices. That hasn't gone away. As "ZAZA FREEKXZ PARTY CBD DICKPILL & MORE OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT", we still hold these values
i see a lot of people on here planning their first trip to the grocery store talking about "oh, i hope i freak out, i hope i start screaming". you wont. its regular. dont get your hopes up, kid.
[people invent god 100 years ago so corn will grow nice but then he makes it 90 degrees to try to trick me into not getting onna the energy drinks they tell u not to have before surgery because hes so jealous when anyone has a good time that isnt SINGING A SONG ABOUT HIM I GUESS]
nothing is funnier than all these people with an "i love cilantro" flag trying to convince us that u shouldnt kill children. um first of all? do u have any idea what they would DO to u if u were a cilantro who tried to go to children?! so now u realize why they mustnt have food
☆=SCAM ALERT=☆
someone supposedly from the bank called and asked if i wanted one of these? They seemed so elegant, who would refuse? Reader, you'll never believe what was inside.
BE AWARE. TELL YOUR FAMILIES.
WHENEVER IM ABOUT TO KILL PETER PAN IN A MOVIE, I ALWAYS SAY HIS NAME A LOT SO AUDIENCES DONT GET CONFUSED. OTHER ACTORS SEEM TO HAVE PICKED THIS UP AS WELL.
ionno why we're even doin an election, the second Trump or Biden goes to roll the inaugural blunt & kids find out they dont use grabba theyll eat em alive
they still make those mid humor books for aunt bathrooms? like "Dennis Ogden's 'Whats So Funny About Going To the Bank?'"?
"it was so windy when i left the bank, i had to check to make sure i wasnt at a wind performance!"
thats not something u check dennis. who did u check with
(looking at the label on WEREWOLF PANIC energy drink, seeing that they made it slightly less insane, going from 800mg caffeine to 650mg & now including only 8 grams, not 12, of STOVEOXX-9)
oh sick, they must want u to have two now
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--now as you all know, Steven CANNOT have licorice!!!! So, by the time we get to the car dentist things are getting out of hand. Until I remember Aunt Eileen's rubberbands are still in the bag!
