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@alcoremortis.bsky.social

Unapologetic worm lover.
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Seeing worms everywhere on bluesky. My time has come. I knew loving worms would be relevant one day!
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Something I'm realizing is entirely a "me" problem is frustration when confronted by an array of hygeine/beauty products claiming to do various things because they don't come with a paper proving how they work.
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Remember, the primary reason parents need to search the candy for “drugs” is to better understand what candy is available before demanding a candy tax.
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US government: we need a new speaker asap! Radio Shack: say no more
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[me, a 2000 year old lich]: "No, that's ridiculous, why would I think about the Roman Empire, a place that I, a live human, never saw in person."
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On the one hand, cats are bundles of joy and everyone should get one. On the other hand, they train you to ignore suspicious thumps in your house at 1 am. Probably worth it.
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