customer: “can I have a 8oz flat white”
Me: “I can give you an 18 oz flat lattewhiteppucino it’s supposed to be 20 ounces but I never get the foam right it’s good I promise also it’s only 2 bucks”
If i started a coffee shop I would price it low and serve the one espresso drink I can make which is espresso with foam that is in between every kinda foam and somehow none of them at all.
