spark relation

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I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world

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If you'll excuse me, I'm making a list of people here in whose homes I will never eat anything except directly out of its packaging.

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He's not allowed on the table when I'm eating but today there's chicken so he's trying a workaround.

yall this entire part of the skyline is fucking so hard with my fundamental understanding of reality right now how in the hell this is a thing?

A family what?

The Boys is so fucked up I mean obviously it’s The Boys but they are taking it to extra levels lol

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perfect numbers are the mean girls of the social hierarchy

I would like to propose a new area of visual and performance studies called “mathematical aesthetics” where can freely study the vibes of numbers without all the proofs of math killing the mood

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not very fond of primes ngl

I would like to propose a new area of visual and performance studies called “mathematical aesthetics” where can freely study the vibes of numbers without all the proofs of math killing the mood

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rational numbers are bouba, imaginary numbers are kiki

I would like to propose a new area of visual and performance studies called “mathematical aesthetics” where can freely study the vibes of numbers without all the proofs of math killing the mood

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When I was in middle school I used to graph different equations to try to see if the visual differences between them could somehow lead to insight. I didn't get to derivatives until I took calc as an adult in college. Math makes cool art and can help encourage an interest in STEM.

I would like to propose a new area of visual and performance studies called “mathematical aesthetics” where can freely study the vibes of numbers without all the proofs of math killing the mood

it pisses me off that 51 isn't a prime number

materials science needs to figure out how to make real life transformable mecha already it’s 20 damn 24 yall

muting the word duel means never seeing posts about the best song by the band Swervedriver

Swervedriver - Duel (HQ)youtu.be From the album Mezcal Head (1993).

“Milo we need to unload and load the dishwasher and by we I mean you”

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bullying the times off of bluesky is praxis

see me, on the discover feed, reposting your skeets from 4 days ago completely disconnected from linear time

bsky will add video codec support and I am fascinated by the potential it has to shift how people use this site

so like, listen to Operator, Operator and Smokey Mountain Rain then listen to anything by George Strait in 1987, it became more like “country light rock” and the earlier glitz of country was abandoned for a more “down home” suburban working class aesthetic

The intersection of US pop and country music from 1978 to about 1984 is filled with some good gems

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Report: Noted poor-at-dogpiling platform Bluesky becomes @nytimes.com final social media safe haven

Yeah we really need to up our dog-piling game over here.

The intersection of US pop and country music from 1978 to about 1984 is filled with some good gems

Apologies for the massive flex but I picked this 7 inch up for a dollar yesterday

*looks at my declining health and long term budget* “yeah so I can sustainably afford to live in a yurt 50 miles from anything”

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everyone laughed at me until i showed up in the phone booth jacket

“As the prophecy was foretold, three of the four social media nations unified in common battle against a mighty publishing foe”

Wow. @nytimes.com has closed their Threads account and left the platform after days of getting just shredded in the replies for their handling of Biden post debate. Now they're getting dog piled on Instagram for running from Threads.

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Before I hire legal representation, I always ask if they ever do pro bono work. I won't work with them if they have, that's just how much I hate U2.

I need to combine all my life dreams into a singular goal of moving to Seoul to open a vintage restoration jukebox, espresso machine and synthesizer shop/cafe. I just need that dude on YouTube who gives people money to attempt their dreams to give me like half a million dollars or so.

yea, so what, it’s true, listening the k-pop band Girl’s Day on repeat for two solid years was how I survived coming out as trans

People are out there drinking ten dollar 8oz coffees and I respect that, dude is making fine art lol

watch in respect as that man pulls TWO ristrettos cause a double is considered cheating, in the fuckin podium maaaaan

I know it’s elevated when I go the cafe for that fancy coffee and the rockabilly barista tells me “we only serve that drink as 8 ounces and that’s actually a compromise”

customer: “can I have a 8oz flat white” Me: “I can give you an 18 oz flat lattewhiteppucino it’s supposed to be 20 ounces but I never get the foam right it’s good I promise also it’s only 2 bucks”

If i started a coffee shop I would price it low and serve the one espresso drink I can make which is espresso with foam that is in between every kinda foam and somehow none of them at all.