Alice Fraser: I don’t trust conspiracy theorists. I believe conspiracy theorists are all plants by Big Conspiracy to distract from the reality that reality is depressingly predictable & people are mostly venal and grasping rather than excitingly sinister.

I don’t trust conspiracy theorists. I believe conspiracy theorists are all plants by Big Conspiracy to distract from the reality that reality is depressingly predictable & people are mostly venal and grasping rather than excitingly sinister.

Who made you write that?

That’s what they **want** you to think, Alice!

excitingly grasping and venally sinister, though ...

Certainly making up conspiracies is a damn sight easier than actually carrying them out

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