The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask: — Subium • Bluesky web client

I like to think I managed to become both

In therapy because of this phenomenon but I just walk into sessions and cock an imaginary rifle and say “brain’s haunted”

Brain IS haunted

Someone the other day was talking about not being sure what to bring to a baby shower, and asked, “What do children want?” And I just loudly, confidently blurted out “The mines” and they had no idea what I was saying and I’d never felt more Twitterbrained in my life So thank god for this place

it does helpfully bind to the twitter receptors in my brain

for me it’s both

Whenever someone says "only two outcomes"...

there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into two kinds, and those who don't

A total classic.

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