Jesse

@amanojt.bsky.social

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He/him. Ace. Mostly software engineering, probably. Opinions are my own, but facts belong to my employer.

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you can’t just say this implementation is “opinionated”. what is its opinion?

I can understand social security cards being made of recycled pocket lint and blue food dye byproducts because you only bring them out a few times a year for your day job’s I-9 Form and your side hustle’s I-9 Form and to cosign for your cousin’s insurance. But this one, I was told to keep with me.

My goodness, they did not make these to last, did they

I remember as a kid, I thought the StarCraft units were so relatable ‘cause they would say things like Wraith: Wraith awaiting lunch orders Dropship: [with trepidation] hang on, we’re in for some job

Go make some baked potatoes With some bits of bacon I used to want New Red but Now I only want Yukon Now I only want Yukon

roko’s basilisk can bite me

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also lol

Elon Musk’s X can’t send Blue subscribers their ad revenue-sharing payouts on timewww.theverge.com Friday night is a good time to announce you’re not paying your bills.

Introduce yourself with 1 TTRPG, 1 book, 1 board game, 1 movie, and 1 TV show. 🎲 Mistborn (Crafty Games) 📖 Vicious, by V. E. Schwab ♟️ SET 🎬 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 📺 ABC’s Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Introduce yourself with 1 TTRPG, 1 book, 1 board game, 1 movie, and 1 TV show. 🎲 none 😭 📖 Mistborn, Brandon Sanderson ♟️ Dominion 🎬 Howl’s Moving Castle 📺 Avatar the Last Airbender

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