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Principal software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.

Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.

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Btw, I learned this fine curse from "The Last Emperox" by @scalzi.com. It's very educational, highly recommend.

Reviving my Insult Generator bot using @skyware.js.org ATProto library. It's posting insults in 4 different styles every two hours, and also replies with a personal insult when mentioned. Proudly AI-free. @insult.bsky.social hit me.

Reviving my Pink Floyd bot using @skyware.js.org ATProto library. It's posting one-liners from lyrics every two hours, and also replies with a one-liner when mentioned. @pink-floyd.bsky.social hit me.

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Here at the New York Times real journalists like me properly cite our sources, which in this case is twitter user ReichFan1488

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Buying a thin blue line punisher skull magnet for our car to try to get us safe passage out of Texas if shit hits the fan.

Cue the New York Times finally covering Trump, what a good and benevolent ruler he is going to be.

Trump is trying to get ahead of the reality that he and the heritage foundation are working to destroy America and institute a fascist dictatorship. He is lying and expecting the media to gaslight America for him.

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This photo is pure 2024.

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Sitting at my desk working and hear a big splash in the pool and I know who it is! I hope he wasn't too freaked out by all of the fireworks last night, poor big buddy.

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Babs...all day

Lost in the tumult of this week: the NYT seems to be paying Charles Fain Lehman for “analysis” now. Lehman was a Free Beacon writer whose entire beat was anti-Black racism. freebeacon.com/author/charl...

The Real Problem With Legal Weedwww.nytimes.com New York is trying to treat an addictive substance just like any other product.

We could also blot out the sun

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LETTUCE ALL CELEBRATE

Liz Truss has gone! Labour took the seat! By just 600 votes!

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NYT's next step: hire Tucker Carlson

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fucking Monday ass Friday

TIL there is an insurance coverage for sex abusers.

grooming industrial complex in shambles

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Ya the NYT is a tabloid. It's so past obvious now, it's beyond insulting to more than half the country that doesn't vote republican.

"...For the most part, this criticism does not give the Supreme Court enough credit..."

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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation

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I mean with hard-hitting journalism investigating mysteries of life why are they losing subscribers?

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Flashback to WaPo being it usual garbage self helping anti-vaxxers.

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Same energy.

Hate this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhaj...

The Insidious World of Fake Mobile Game Adswww.youtube.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/9d2ACHw7sTTWITTER: https://twitter.com/HtwogamedesignSECOND CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOdX18793mzKf35ne-uhh5Walls...

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I say again, a bare-knuckled campaign would have national ads running this quote from 2002 nymag.com/nymetro/news...

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I was wrong about the demographics- there are also at least 3 boomers here who are almost certainly Hawaiian, the United Colours of Benetton have assembled to destroy this punter 😭

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as toxic as the news is, it feels so much mentally healthier not experiencing it via twitter

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AYFKM

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i'm just realizing that a dude with a humiliation fetish could probably get A LOT of material out of buying a cybertruck and publicly posting about how bad it sucks

Dude got screwed twice, and thanked Musk for this. futurism.com/tesla-fan-tw...

Tesla Megafan Receives Two Subsequent Cybertrucks That Completely Failfuturism.com One Tesla megafan received not just one but two subsequent Cybertrucks, that turned out to be complete lemons.

Documents: Trump is a rapist pedophile. New York Times: Biden is old.

The newly unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents have Donald Trump's name all over them. He had been secretly disguised as 'Doe 174.'www.businessinsider.com Former President Donald Trump may have fought to keep his name redacted in court documents before a judge ordered it unsealed.

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"I'd like you to give me a very fashy look." "Fashionable? Honey, you'll be ready for Paris when I'm done with you." "Nnnoooo... not 'fashionable'. Fashy. But I like the part about Paris."

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I'm following the UK election results, and thought this was another Tory that lost his seat.