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I'm watching election returns from the UK because it's nice to see some good news for a change. Of course, I rarely know what they're talking about.
"Labour has made a notional gain in Cripping & Bonesbury!"
Uh, yaaaayy! Labour has gained the Paisley seat!
And has also gained Lothian East!
Labour holds Narnia! And Argyle! Numbers coming in soon from Treacletart! But what about Dunny-on-the-Wold? Can the Whigs hold it?? Pitt the Positively Embryonic Pitt the Glint in the Milkman’s Eye… 
