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Oh, did a Microsoftballs happen? I wouldn’t know. I use Linux.

CVS coupon scanner runs a Linux distro

Kamala inviting White House staffers over for an intimate dinner. Doug close-talks everyone.

The Dems are organizing against Biden like he’s trying to expand Medicaid

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joe biden is attempting to beat the gta san andreas driving school while lester holt hits him with a wiffle ball bat. the president doesnt have his shirt on and the plastic bat is making the worst sound youve ever heard

Spilled Chex Mix crumbs all over the Eyes Wide Shut orgy

Got a new job on the Biden campaign and they already promoted me for recommending more television appearances

If you rooted for covid when trump had it but aren’t rooting for it now tha- *big ol crook comin in from offstage yanks me to the legs*

Gotta admit, I’m with John Hinckley Jr. on this one

One Pope Two Pope Young Pope New Pope

I had a couple college roommates who also posted on Something Awful back in the day. One was one of the most chill guys I’ve ever lived with. He’s a doctor now. Crazy to think about.

in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters

Remember to be careful what you post about the thing that happened. Only good jokes. Bad jokes could get you on a list.

Just bonded with my brain pill doc over not being able to use the new telehealth system their office implemented

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OSINT is just like True Crime For Boys

Matt Miller’s like a less human Veep character

I will never rat you out if you send me classified documents. That is the Andy Palmer Promise™️

Quark should’ve been more supportive of his mother fucking Wallace Shawn

That’s right, Mr. President.

Israel on October 7

Big week for me

Me, ruining your evening: Actually it’s the “Hannibal directive”, not “doctrine”

I’ll say it: Labour won off of Keir Starmer’s charisma alone.

Fifteen minutes into the Fourth of July livestream with the Bidens and it appears to be going well

It is such bullshit that food goes bad

I think Biden should stay in. I want to see him order a preemptive nuclear strike on Yugoslavia.

You guys think Jill and Joe are fuckin right now?

Nation Can Tell Exactly When In Sentence Biden Emptying Into Catheter

Damn this country’s gonna live forever

I wonder if the doctor who mixes Biden’s drug cocktail considers themselves an artist

I’m just watching the debate for the commercials telling me to visit Dubai