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Anne Nahm

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Alt Shame on Main
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Lol another day I get up and face the fact I do not want to work.
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The second hand embarrassment I have for Usha Vance every passing moment she doesn’t file for divorce is astronomical
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Nature shows us that the whole purpose of the post menopausal female is to lead a group of unstoppable apex predators in the Salish Sea www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu...
"the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female" is some absolute psycho sh**
After Menopause, Killer Whale Moms Become Pod Leaderswww.smithsonianmag.com When their reproductive years are done, females take on new roles as wise survival guides
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There are two wolves inside you. Congratulations, it’s twins!
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I like big buns and I cannot lie…
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Aced my colonoscopy! Doc included color photos so if you were curious if I’m beautiful on the inside, I gotta tell you it was a lot of shots of what appear to be glazed donuts
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Update: body is determined to hold onto nope juice. Certainly sheds light on why dieting is so hard
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Still in my pants. My immune system is either invincible or dumb
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The best is that I require a colonoscopy because of occult blood in my stool, which I know is concerning, but makes me feel like an all powerful witch.
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Still nothing. I am invincible? I am invincible!
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Crowdsourcing colonoscopy drink hacks is the smartest thing I’ve done this week Thank youuuuu
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Currently allowing myself the fantasy that I am Immune to the Poop Juice’s thrall
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I have, up until today, steadfastly refused to take the phone to the toilet. They have cameras!!! But today I Might relent.
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Stomach made a very weird sound 23 minutes in
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Countdown on how long between drink and high explosive butt cannon. Ah, body, now we see how long it takes you to detect the Nope Juice
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Colonoscopy prep drink tasted so awful, I’m already dreading second dose after my body understands what the drink does
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Jfc Apple Music, is it possible to serve a playlist that doesn’t have Sabrina carpenter in it?
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been thinking about this for a day. it’s not new that teen girl magazines are political. they talk about birth control and finance and parental rights. they talk about human rights. hell, i learned about the taliban from a teen magazine in 1998.
::taps mic:: because teen girls and wine moms have a lot to lose and are some of the most realistically politically engaged people in america.
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BREAKING: #California bans school districts from outing LGBTQ+ students #NOH8
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Started out in a playlist called "campfire" for mellow music and 3 hours later, I'm listening to a sea shanty. WTF apple music? I mean, you're not wrong, but
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There are two wolves inside you and they’re both running for president. You know what you must do. Throw yourself off a cliff to save us
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You have two wolves inside you and they both choose the bear
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I can’t believe these are the choices
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Jesus Fuck this is hard to watch.
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Live from the presidential debate