Annoyed O’Brien: What’s this? A new DLC to my kayaking holoprogram?? And it’s FREE? Quark must be feeling generous. “The Swampy Swamps of Swampland”…. Ok a little redundant but downloading….and oh “enter password” here you go and “enter command codes” well obviously I want to be in command of the program

What’s this? A new DLC to my kayaking holoprogram?? And it’s FREE? Quark must be feeling generous. “The Swampy Swamps of Swampland”…. Ok a little redundant but downloading….and oh “enter password” here you go and “enter command codes” well obviously I want to be in command of the program

Chief... you just failed the security opsec test Starfleet contracted me to give to all Starfleet officers and enlisted. You just gave away your password and command codes...

Nonsense I’m exploring a swamp!

At least he didn’t give his voice confirmation

Oh I had to do that to start the level

The DLC is free...... But you have to pay per hours to use !

What do you MEAN there’s a 26 hour MINIMUM

plus the transaction fee and the maintenance fee

And the convince fee fee? And the oar insurance fee?! It’s a DIGITAL OAR!!

@quarkco.bsky.social don’t forget the health insurance fee and the water fee you know the one that’s per gallon

I'm concerned about this function drop_boulder_on_shoulder();

It’s a swamp! How can there possible be boulders? Ha ha

Don't worry, safety protocols are active... I think.

Umm... The logs say Chief O'Brien's access codes were just used to disable them.

I’m fine!!

Chief, why is the Station starting to spin?

Doesn’t it always?

*me quietly engages the retrothrusters before retiring for the night*

See? Problem solved!

Chief, why did you authorize Quark to update the Comm System for advertising? COME TO QUARKS. QUARKS IS FUN. COME RIGHT NOW. DONT WALK, RUN!

QUARK? QUARK?

QUARKS! The number 1 best Holo Decks in the Alpha and Gamma quadrants! Come now to rent one or inquire on our custom programs.

Quark is the BEST place for ALL your gaming needs!!

Chief! I need help FROM QUARKS! Quark is the barkeeper with all the answers. Come to QUARKS NOW for free advice! advice only free after minimum purchase of 3 slips of gold pressed latinum.

Sounds like QUARK HAS YOU COVERED

Dammit Chief, this is why we had to start sending out quarterly security training and phishing tests!

I’m in a swamp!

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