ANYway so I sit down here at this table next to you in Ten Forward and right away my keen Commander Sense detects a tension in the air. So I Lean over the back of your empty chair—yes I AM narrating this in real time—and I notice something: You’re eating cake. Now, as a fan of cake, I feel compelled
This is Coach Gowron. My feed seems to be coming out of O’Brien’s comms, as his feed is coming out of mine. I have faith that he will fix this swiftly, because I’ve seen his plungelogical work so comms should be nothing for a warrior such as him! In the meantime, dodgeball practice is still at 0700!
Would someone care to EXPLAIN to me why there is a TRAIL of ancient Earth TOILET PLUNGERS leading DIRECTLY to the Jamja Stick stand ooh Jamja Sticks I might as well get at least one
ATTENTION ALL CREW: You may have seen me running wet, nude and screaming down the Promenade earlier. It was not planned. I’ll be taking no questions at this time.
I am aware that the universal translators are stuck on “Embarrassment Mode” and I am working on it WHILE WEARING THE SAME UNDERWEAR I’VE HAD ON FOR THREE DAYS
Ensign, it’s Friday. I’m tired. I just want to make it through this shift and pass out in bed with Keiko and J-with my wife. Just my wife. What? Kira does come over sometimes yes—-what? Yes I DO like Julian AS A FRIEND and-what? HEY QUESTION TIME IS OVER FIX THAT CONDUCTOR
Hey Ensigns what are y’all talking about never mind I’m talking now HEY did I ever tell you about the time I blew the doors off a Buffalo Wild Wings? I’d just eaten my 80th plate when a hankering for mayo hit me like you wouldn’t BELIEVE so o started chugging and everything started FLOWING and
As a white Irishman, it’s important to remember that even in this century I always have more growth to do. This day and every day, work to deweaponize yourself and pay Black folx.
Listen Ensign, sometimes you need some self care. Hypothetically, you might stay a little longer on a work order in the Jefferies Tubes than you need to. Maybe set up a little alcove with your favorite snacks. A blanket. A book. Perhaps a heater. Maybe you stay your whole shift. Hypothetically.
What’s this? A new DLC to my kayaking holoprogram?? And it’s FREE? Quark must be feeling generous. “The Swampy Swamps of Swampland”…. Ok a little redundant but downloading….and oh “enter password” here you go and “enter command codes” well obviously I want to be in command of the program
I am aware that the universal translators are WE BUILT THIS CITY random song lyrics but WITH ARMS WIDE OPAHN as fast as I can ROCK LOBSTER and as soon as SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
NONSENSE ENSIGN!! I am OBVIOUSLY wearing my uniform. Garak ASSURED me that the cloaking device he installed would make me even MORE tactical!!!
Side note, is it chilly in here or is that just me
Well it’s Monday so that means waste extraction. Before we go in there I just wanna REMIND everyone that if you see any egg-shaped pods DO NOT PUT YOUR FACE NEAR THEM EVEN WITH YOUR HELMET ON
It’s Sunday, and the means it’s time for O’Brien’s Famous Grill Time!! Step on up and get you—no!!
My chest hair!!
Igniting!!
BBQING SHIRTLESS WAS A POOR CHOICE
AIIEEEEEEEE
Sir the Ambassador from the rat delegation is here, a Sensei of some kind? He has four turtles as his bodyguards. I’m not sure what’s going on. Quark screamed “ROM! PIZZA!!” and dashed down the Promenade.
Listen up Data, we’ve gotten ourselves into a situation. And by “we” I mean “me” and by “situation” I mean “blew up the Chancellor’s prized golf cart”. You know how I feel about golf carts Data. This was inevitable. Couldn’t be helped. Stupid golf cart. Just sitting there. All smug. Not a chance.
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