Stella: — Subium • Bluesky web client

something I am learning from the Drake/Kendrick beef is that it is very important not to get in a feud with someone who hates you more than you hate him

UNFORCED ERROR. like straight-up throwing to second base when nobody's there and the guy's about to step on the plate. and then it turns out you aren't even at the right stadium and you're playing the wrong sport

you, a dumbass: i'm gonna put out diss tracks targeted at a guy whose album won a pulitzer. this is a good idea that will never have consequences

really just an all time fuckup

Sideshow Bob Rakestepping turned up to 11

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his ass is degrassi lol

well, later!!

time to challenge a duel with the guy who's currently so good at the thing I do that they gave him the first ever Pulitzer prize for it

My manager is a trained fencer who continues to compete in tournaments, as she has for like 20 years. I’ve never held a sword that wasn’t part of a ninja turtle costume circa 1991. Me challenging her to a duel would still be less of a disaster than whatever the hell Drake thinks he is doing.

But this is *tremendous* content, his sacrifice is appreciated.

Yes also important not to get into a feud with one of the greatest wordsmiths and rappers *of all time* when you are, in fact, not a rapper.

100% from Euphoria: "Keep makin' me dance, wavin' my hand, and it won't be no threat." Drake coulda sat down and been king of R&B bangers but he just couldn't help himself and now he's gonna find out.

"Don't tell no lies about me, and I won't tell no truths about you."

perfection👌

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