Stella

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narrative designer / writer / lesbian • NYC • IG @antler_velvet

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Requiem For A Dream… On Ice

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I had no idea this was the etymology for “lord” and “lady.” #medievalsky

Have not eaten them yet but if my past experience is any barometer, they will be 7/10, unevenly coated in sauce but reasonably crispy and not too dry.

How were the wings

When In Doubt, Weird Em Out

walked by a guy in the CVS doorway HIM: what’s the matter baby? Not gonna say hi? ME: I’m not out and about to say hi to you. I am out and about to get my ten delicious boneless wings from Wingstop HIM: HIM: is there something wrong with you

I just think that if you’re putting your summon sign down outside Malenia and you die in phase 1 you should be sent to prison

We need a Son Goku period now

bluesky eras: - web3 primordial chaos - social justice findom titanomachy - the arrival of the Sea Peoples (Brazilians) - Contraption Reign of Terror - poster's sengoku period

I have ADHD too and I didn’t forget about her 🙂

yeah probably not but also if she has adhd as bad as I do she might just genuinely have gotten distracted and forgot. But probably not. Sorry babe 🩷

I told her at the time “I’m happy to hear it but I get ghosted a lot and I don’t want to chase people down so if you really do want that I need you to act on it” so I feel like I got my answer

If a woman tells you she’d love to see you again after she gets back from her trip and it it’s been weeks since she got back it’s probably safe to say she does not actually want to see you again right

As a child all the other kids made fun of me mercilessly for repeating words and also calling myself the first black president

I have a lot of empathy for Biden as someone who also has a stutter that makes me forget who I am after 4 PM

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the corgi from cowboy bebop

the enemy of my enemy is annoying as hell and I still don’t like them

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I hope it’s okay to share but this is such a pure sweet post. My man sounds like an Achewood character

An FB acquaintance is getting remarried. Her husband-to-be shared the post of her (wildly beautiful) bachelorette party glamour photos and gushed about how excited her was to see the photos and said, among other things, “God Dang she is finer than frogs hair”. Sometimes straight men are okay huh

idk what I expected from Northern Exposure but it turned out to be a very cute slice of life show that is frequently very funny and very sweet

Me 365 days a year

as someone whose assault revolved around being stuck and vulnerable in a small space with a man I just don't wanna relive it if I don't have to. thank you

I would appreciate it if maybe you could not share or reshare the gory details of the Gaiman stuff without a warning

lmao it took like five minutes for him to get shirtless

It’s so funny how whenever they replace the vicar on Grantchester they have to find a guy who’s somehow even hotter

It’s so cool that he’s the prime minister of England now

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VANILLA: uninspired, plebeian FRENCH VANILLA: avant-garde, sophisticated… maybe even a little dangerous??

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I think it’s fine to MCU superheroify Kong. He’s a sort of normal ape writ large, who of course is angry over being moved. I don’t think you should do it for Godzilla, who is more a lizard symbolizing nuclear trauma. Thank you

Damn I was HIGH high last night. I don’t even remember how the movie ended or how they killed the villain ape. There was something about crystals maybe. Shamu was there

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I cannot convince of a world in which an orangutan of any size could defeat Godzilla even if it knew capoeira

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i am now over halfway through the film. where is my promised ape? where is the villainous ape. where is the ape . ape two. not this lesser primate o forange

high and watching godzilla x kong. the sense of scale is just not conveyed here at all. these guys may as welll be the size of a normals gorilla and lizard

We are women first

hot take but ending rape and sexual coercion means more to my overall politics than any of the trans stuff ever will

The Colosseum being Godzilla’s dog bed is a fun little gag

My god. not just an additional Kong but an additional sort of Godzilla shaped fellow. even bug is here