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THAT'S A LOT OF SWORDS!

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Love how the military has drill squad to keep the nerds busy while everyone else is learning to oil the missiles or and fuck the tanks and such

why do they make bathroom garbage cans smaller that is where we throw away our grossest stuff

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If there’s something inside that you want to say / don’t you say it aloud it is never okay / it won’t be alright

Outliving your childhood celebrity crush kinda sucks

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If you can't handle me at my worst, please know I only have ONE SPEED

THE MATRIX: RESURRECTION

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incredible Boy Meets World line

when I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell / 'cause I'm a piece of shit / it ain't hard to fuckin' tell

I was about to read Parable of the Sower for the first time but noticed the first chapter of the sci-fi dystopian story takes place July 20, 2024 so now I am waiting until next Saturday to start it

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i know what i'm doing i'm not an idiot. (dies in an easily avoidable accident)

more than 2 or 3 gecs is a problem

if you own a sword and you don't name it cutlass supreme you're missing an opportunity there

they should have let him go for best 2 out of 3

oh yeah wife goes on / long after the thrill of wivin is gone

I’ll work on the landscaping when it’s not so cold I’ll work on the landscaping when it’s not so hot I’ll work on the landscaping when it’s not so cold I’ll work on the landscaping when it’s not so hot I’ll work on the landscaping when it’s not so cold I’ll work on the landscaping when it’s not so h

No Drow left behind

i took 200mg of edibles today ama

i'm something of a godling myself

bad computer: off good computer: on 😎

guy who goes on lots of job interviews because he is trying to meet someone who can help him fix his brakes

some kid collecting for breast cancer in this 100° F heat just plopped his ass on my porch and asked me questions about the tech industry and my career for 45 mins. this is what it's about folks: the dumbass lives you touch

when you are working on a programming problem and answer on stack overflow is you, do you die right then or do you cry about how you can't retain knowledge for awhile first?

brains are dumb as shit

we have entered "entirely too much zucchini" season

YSK i read every slack thread, even if i'm not mentioned.

TRUE CONFESSIONS: when Elliot Smith killed himself, i didn't know who that was so i got confused and told all my friends that Chris Elliot killed himself. get a life!

the word goon is gotdamn ubiquitous in the house now

crooning for a gooning