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Dr. Wombat @aspyre.bsky.social · 23 days
I do not exist to increase shareholder value. I am a cryptid and cannot be confirmed to exist in reproducible conditions.
Avatar Juni! 🥰 @Juni! 🥰 · 24 days
I do not exist to increase shareholder value. I exist to kiss girls and be cute.
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Sarah, only *looks* disinterested @imsarahnow.bsky.social · 23 days
Could you tell Nessie I say hi? 🥹