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@queen-of-the.pelf.ie

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Aceflux Trans Hacker, Software engineer and SWer
Chicago
I bully cops 🇵🇸

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I made @reminder-bot.juni-is.gay
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iris (they)🔞 $funded! @frecksandframes.fans · 6 hr
$30 tip goal for a garden hose so i can do a pinup style shoot in my backyard thanks 🧡🖤
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 4 hr
I'm finally getting back to work on the bsky-event-handlers package. I just finished some important pre-req work before I start adding new subscription types like Intervals, Webhooks, and RSS feeds so you can easily make bots that act on non-firehose data!
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 4 hr
my landlord is selling her condo, so a realtor/broker/someone came by today to do a walk through before showings start next week. This very kind middle-aged gay man walks into my room, looks at the art, then says, "Can you.. uh.. cover these for the showings? They're lovely, but.. not for everyone"
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 15 hr
When a pawn gets promoted to a queen in chess, that's a transition. She's trans, canonically.
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 16 hr
Water show but with piss
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 17 hr
Reverse surprise party
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cassie @its.cassie.baby · 8 days
a mixed freight relationship call that a problematic trade gap
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🌾Garden🌾 @garden-hoe.bsky.social · 7 days
Worldwide simultaneous gay sex dance orgy. Everybody tripping sweaty writhing in a muddy cave like Matrix Reloaded. If we don't crash it, we'll emerge as something greater.
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if we lived in a simulation, what would we need to do to crash it?
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 17 hr
sometimes a thread just becomes a conversation with yourself, and that's okay
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 17 hr
Certified good girl
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 17 hr
I am a good puppy
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🌾Garden🌾 @garden-hoe.bsky.social · 7 days
To my sister puppygirl switches, never let them forget you got that dog in you too. Like yes I would love nothing more than to take you on a walk and call you a good girl. But that doesn't mean that I don't need belly rubs and a treat sometimes too
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🌾Garden🌾 @garden-hoe.bsky.social · 3 days
Pussy is a social construct
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · a day
getting commuter railed
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 17 hr
tonight's gender is the sweat marks from my legs on a vinyl seat cover
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saoirse @spacefag.gay · 18 hr
my cock is small but my heart is big
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 18 hr
when a pretty girl says "go home and cum for me" you better believe I'm gonna listen
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 18 hr
The dykiest thing I've done this year is help assemble a bedframe for a girl I met 3 weeks ago (and move furniture between rooms)
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@colleenky.bsky.social · 20 hr
But it’s the product of two prime numbers, she said unhelpfully.
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it pisses me off that 51 isn't a prime number
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 20 hr
One if these days I'm gonna reskeet this and it'll be true
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Yo fallout new vegas 2??????
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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social · 20 hr
Bag of Letting Go -dnd therapist
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Bag of Holding implies the existence of a Bag of Dropping
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Salty 🇵🇸 @nacl.sh · 21 hr
it's called a powerdrill it's like a screwdriver but instead of orange juice you use orange gatorade
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snorting electrolyte powder
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 21 hr
snorting electrolyte powder
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Juni! @queen-of-the.pelf.ie · 2 days
Yo fallout new vegas 2??????
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.bsky.social · 21 hr
A lot of folks who supposedly analyze politics for a living are just like…not good at it?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21 hr
what if - instead of attempting to ban porn and end internet anonymity in the name of “protecting children” - we actually protected them by making sure they have enough to eat
Avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · a day
Meanwhile eight states, seven Democratic trifectas (CA, CO, MA, ME, MI, MN, NM) and Vermont, took a lesson from the pandemic and made universal free school meals permanent.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 21 hr
a far future where the only writing left from our current time period is one-star yelp reviews
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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.bsky.social · 2 days
gay women i love you
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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.bsky.social · 3 days
dominating a pathetic, unremarkable creature is like squashing a bug dominating something beautiful and divine and holy is an act of reverence that demands thought, care, and love beyond mortality
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Princess🔪girlfriend @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 21 hr
Boots of Springing & Striding imply the existence of Boots of Sitting down & chillin out
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Bag of Holding implies the existence of a Bag of Dropping