Jeph Jacques

@ass.golf

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I draw the webcomic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT which is about robots who want to smooch www.ass.golf

you can also find me on patreon: www.patreon.com/jephjacques

My dog's name is Ollie and he is a smooth collie

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I wouldn’t use fb at all but that’s where all the high end guitar dealers post stuff :/

How is the Instagram algorithm so good at showing me things I like (dogs, guitars) but the Facebook algorithm only shows me dogshit memes and ai art

Q: is it Ollie? A: it is Ollie!

Today most of France said “oh wait what the fuck, no” 👌

Attention @blackmudpuppy.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/science/2024...

Scientists discover giant aquatic predator from a time before dinosaurswww.washingtonpost.com The ancient freshwater creature resembled a salamander and had a mouth dominated by “huge fangs,” according to a member of the team that discovered it.

I tried blasting ropes once but the sisal absolutely ripped my urethra to shreds

Accidentally installed cum gutters on my roof

The hit Spin Doctors song “Two Princes” was about Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy

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I started to type “spots comin’ in” and my phone corrected it to “Spots Colin” so that’s his name now

There is a little village here called Balsac and it took me a solid minute of laughing before I could explain to my wife why it was funny

I just described terrine as “medieval Spam” and now I really wanna try a grilled terrine sandwich

Being handsome

U know what they say…happy wife, happy knife

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The first episode of my new video series, Cosmology 101, is out now! This one is about cosmic expansion. Check it out and subscribe to the Perimeter Institute’s YouTube channel to get the whole series! youtu.be/7GC8XOKwRpM?... #Cosmology101

Expansion of the Universe Explained | Cosmology 101 Episode 1youtu.be In this episode of Cosmology 101, we dive into the concept of an expanding universe. From the first moments of the Big Bang, our cosmos has been stretching i...

mmmh…bourgaire

The slogan for Burger King in France is a guy with a mouthful of food saying “mmh…bourgaire” and it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard

HA HA EAT SHIT RONALDO

Me thinking up Posts

Ronaldo is already bitching lmao

Time for the main event (my wife and in laws swearing at the tv for the next 2 hours)

That Germany Spain match was wild!!

Ollie has opinions today

thinking to myself "is this person who replied to me real or an engagement bot" is some fuckin william gibson ass shit

Drinking Coffee and thinking about Comics

Grinch killed in tragic fireworks accident

I wish the Grinch would steal the Fourth of July!!!!!!!like and subscribe

Sitting outside drawing comics on my iPad, not a terrible way to spend an evening

Also on Instagram I was watching videos of someone else’s collie that was obsessed with playing fetch. If you throw a ball for Ollie he just looks at you like “what am I supposed to do with that”

Just saw a video on Instagram about a dog massage therapist and if I ever get sick of comics I know what my next career will be

Is Ollie having fun at camp while we’re traveling? Signs point to yes