Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes

@audreyashes.bsky.social

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Former professional perv.
Queer af.
Polyamorous.
Sex positivity/self reflection are spoken here.
She/her.
Cisgender.
Level 48.
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BOTS/AI/TERFS/SWERFS/PHOBES DNI.

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2 mile, 86°, sweaty hawk tuah.

A color shot from yesterday’s monochrome entry. Because it’s titty Tuesday, and it’s not been an easy one.

Just watched the Faye Dunaway documentary on MAX. It was like watching someone go through the same types of emotional and interpersonal sensitivities that I’ve been through, only she had to cope with most of it in the public eye. I might be naked on the internet, but I’m THANKFUL to be unknown. 😅

Beverly Sutfin has a message for you.

Before and after my 2 mile midnight run tonight. I’ve done 10 runs in 24 days. 😬

Literally my response:

Monstrous.

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️

It *has* been synthesized.

Bite me.

Summer leather for a midnight movie?

My closet collapsed as I was leaving for work. Took lunch early to come back and clear up for the maintenance people. Also to hide the drugs and the smut. 😅

My bedroom is very NSFW. 🔥 Art by @artofcoop.bsky.social and sadly I can’t remember the artist that did the Bowie print, but if anyone knows, please hit me up! 😅

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Might have to write an essay on one of the most misguided and manipulative films I’ve ever seen, but first, a full work day, training for a 5k, and a very late night viewing of Longlegs. Happy Friday, queers. 🥰

Today.✨

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Put a workstation here, in an empty room, and let me just key things all day. I don’t want interaction. Just quiet productivity.

Wish I were this cool:

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Good morning, this is a 48 year old woman having a hot flash. 😮‍💨

My couple’s crush saw it first. ✨

Oh look. Now my cat is working for Sp*ce X. 😑😂

I honestly thought this was a picture of a Hitachi wand and I need to spend less time online www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

At SpaceX, Elon Musk’s Own Brand of Cancel Culture Is Thrivingwww.bloomberg.com When employees asked Musk to abide by his own policies, he had them fired, according to their lawsuit. Now he has regulators in retreat, too.

Fussy hussy.

Today’s fit, Wednesday on a Monday.

I measure successful runs in how sweaty my crotch is.

Good morning bluesky. Hope you’re all doing good. 😊 I’m not feeling great, so I’m eating an apple on my back patio. Look at me being all homeopathic and shit.

Just did a foot treatment. Yes, I need to repaint my toes, stop judging meeeee.

Floating vs not floating. Boobs are weird af. 🤭 Hope you’re all having a good Saturday. Thinking of getting dressed up to go out with my love. 🥰

Sweaty, smutty exhibitionism.

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Friday Fit Check. Work now, running later. Happy Friday, fellow drones. ✨💋