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I don’t know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs
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cum? you mean boner marrow??
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If you elect me president, I will personally call you to wish you a happy birthday every year I'm in office.
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There are many things that infuriate me about the pundit class right now, but probably one of the top on my list: Project 2025 has posted their plans for every single federal department on their website. They have a training academy for prospective appointees. Where are the hard hitting op-eds?
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Rapist and convicted felon Trump brushed off his incessant lying debate performance in a high-stakes interview after he defiantly declared on the stump that he'll stay in the 2024 race. Follow live updates.
President Biden brushed off his shaky debate performance in a high-stakes interview after he defiantly declared on the stump that he'll stay in the 2024 race. Follow live updates.
Live updates: Biden ABC News interview; 2024 election news | CNN Politicscnn.it Follow here for the latest on the presidential campaign as President Joe Biden vows to stay in the race against former President Donald Trump despite pressure from some Democrats.
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🎶Trains are cool. Trains are fun. Trains are going to kill us all because they’re old and not inspected🎶
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This is the editorial view of the guy who controls which posts get shown on Vichy Twitter and which get buried. Insane that journalists continue to use it as a source of information and contribute to its legitimacy
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Home ownership is a scam perpetuated by the lobbyists at Big Mulch
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Reasons to unsubscribe from the NYT: they’re transphobic, they really want Trump to win, they find “getting railed in a sundress” to be too vulgar
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I hope Betsy DeVos gets the Karz 4 Kidz song stuck in her head this weekend.
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows
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Cue the New York Times finally covering Trump, what a good and benevolent ruler he is going to be.
Trump is trying to get ahead of the reality that he and the heritage foundation are working to destroy America and institute a fascist dictatorship. He is lying and expecting the media to gaslight America for him.
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The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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I just hate it. *Points at everything.
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If I see any of you saying “Sir Keir” I will dump your tea into the nearest harbor
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Biden needs to retire 'Build Back Better' and adopt a catchier slogan, like 'All Republicans Are Fundamentalist Freaks'
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Mario [breaking up with Peach] itsa not you
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My son calls trampolines “jumpolines.” Kid’s gonna work in marketing someday.
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*knocking on the neighbor’s door* may I borrow a cup of uranium?
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If there is a heaven, it will be solely populated by people that can watch fireworks without taking videos of it on their phone
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i guess i can see both sides of the fireworks debate like on the one hand they’re obnoxious and frighten poor little doggies but on the other a lot of jagoffs have gotten their fingers blown off by them so on balance who’s to say
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This is what July 4th feels like.
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Swimming in your neighbor's pool counts as bathing today.
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Fingers are 50% off tomorrow
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timing my farts to line up exactly with the fireworks
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classic rock for gen z: nirvana, pearl jam classic rock for millenials: van halen, guns n’ roses classic rock for gen x: led zeppelin, pink floyd classic rock for boomers: igneous, sedimentary, metamorphic
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Someone’s gonna post hog on main tonight and it’ll be ALL over the Bluesky tabloids tomorrow morning
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The best part about July 4th is that Supreme Court justices are 50% off tomorrow
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me, 5 minutes after setting my bags down in the hotel room for some reason
this dude is jerking off all over the place holy hell
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Finally getting a chance to play “Not Like Us” for the whole family and grandma is INTO THAT SHIT