So that was a weekend in America. Everyone go to your soul sucking corporate jobs and pretend everything is very normal. Gotta keep calm and carry on to feed capitalism. 🙃
But seriously, JFC. America, just be normal for a damn day. I’m begging you.
Made it back home just in time 😮💨
*for the record this place is family owned. They go on a giant family vacation. And they pay their staff for the entire time they’re gone. So literally the entire restaurant goes on vacation. The cooks and servers can relax or pick up part time work.
Let’s see - a band I don’t know, a band I had lunch with and did an Easter egg hunt with, and a band I got into a fight with over Heinekens. Ok I might buy a ticket.
this is the funniest thing happening on the internet today:
people claiming the newly elected president of Mexico isn’t really Jewish because she thanked Jesus
(she thanked Jesús, her husband)
I swear she put the scrabble trophy out to rub it in my face. Also she really has nutcrackers for every damn occasion 💀
The bonfire we’re gonna have when we light like 300 of these up one day is gonna be epic.
At least the graduate was down for recreating a pic that hung at my desk for years. Just fully shoving a breadstick into her mouth. Bottom was after her sister’s kindergarten graduation, and today was her HS graduation. 👩🏻🎓🥖
8am outdoor graduation in Florida because just die I guess.
Salutatorian started his speech with climate change and ended with a Pitbull lyric. “In the words of Mr. 305…”
Niece 1 has decided to give Niece 2 her graduation present in an interesting way. Hope she enjoys $176 in singles because she complained she was taking too long to read a book she loaned her. 🙃
