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Imagine being mid-embrace with your friend when she’s like “by the way I think I’m really sick with something contagious”
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also casually posting about killing your friend
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If you’re ripping aortas, I’d say you’re hugging too hard.
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The 5G that’s going to be reactivated at the precise moment they’re ready to start the bird flu pandemic. Apparently. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Ripped Aotearoa 🇳🇿
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Imagine hating vaccinations so much as to confess to involuntary manslaughter on the internet. "Yeah, I killed my bestie. But at least I'm not VACINAAAAAITED!"
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Killed her "friend", but seriously looking around and trying to figure out whodunit...
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Can you please include proper alt text on your posts?
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give me the vaccine that turns me into Rogue from Xmen
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I'm confused as to the connection in this person's mind between their untaxed status, their heart problems, and their friend's ripped aorta.
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It must have been a hell of a bear hug.