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Imagine being mid-embrace with your friend when she’s like “by the way I think I’m really sick with something contagious” 1 55
also casually posting about killing your friend 29
If you’re ripping aortas, I’d say you’re hugging too hard. 25
The 5G that’s going to be reactivated at the precise moment they’re ready to start the bird flu pandemic. Apparently. 🤦🏻♀️ 9
Imagine hating vaccinations so much as to confess to involuntary manslaughter on the internet.
"Yeah, I killed my bestie. But at least I'm not VACINAAAAAITED!" 8
Killed her "friend", but seriously looking around and trying to figure out whodunit... 6
Can you please include proper alt text on your posts? 5
give me the vaccine that turns me into Rogue from Xmen 3
I'm confused as to the connection in this person's mind between their untaxed status, their heart problems, and their friend's ripped aorta. 1 2
So she's confessing to murder?
Hugged him a little too hard?
It must have been a hell of a bear hug.