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laying a single chip of the seven main flavors (plain, sour cream onion, bbq, spicy, jalapeno, salt vinegar, cheese) on each of your seven chakra points. clap my hands and they are absorbed into your body
This implies that Canadians have a secret, unknown chakra point (ketchup)
Both pickle and ketchup chips, while delicious, are actually blasphemous
Cheese and onion. A staple in the British Isles just hasn’t broken through here yet. So sad. That is the missing link that will lead to Nirvana.
Could I save time and use 7 all dressed chips?
Stack all 7 on my forehead and rotate them so all the waves align and they click into place and start to glow
Finding the correct configuration feels like a myst puzzle
I was also thinking about this!
This is how you get pulled out of the Matrix
