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so it'd have to be called Infinite Dick. the only option.

I visited a family member in a nursing home and they had pictures on the wall of WWII stuff and black and white movie stars. Like they were meant to provide familiarity to residents that have all died by now. Update your stuff to the 50s and early 60s, people. That's who's living there now.

This is your weekly reminder for you to pay Nine Sols, my early pick for Game of the Year. What have been your favorites so far in 2024?

If you're not playing Nine Sols yet, why not? You get to be an immortal god-kitsune who explodes enemies with mind powers and heals by smoking a fat herb pipe. It's amazing.

Nine Sols on Steamstore.steampowered.com Nine Sols is a lore rich, hand-drawn 2D action-platformer featuring Sekiro-inspired deflection focused combat. Embark on a journey of eastern fantasy, explore the land once home to an ancient alien ra...

No one has even seen me and renowned Japanese samurai warrior Sanada Yukimura (1567-1615) in the same room. Makes you think.

A hybrid remix novel of Moby Dick and Infinite Jest, but just the parts about tying knots and playing tennis. It is 900 pages long.

Tree of Liberty is looking a little dry. Possibly in need of some sort of refreshment.

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"I get to set & I see this...this copier. And I thought 'what kind of copies would my character be making? And wouldn't it be interesting if *he* wanted to know about other people's copies?' And so it all just kind of came from that idea. I thought it was a really interesting avenue to explore"

I've come up with a flawless plan to become a billionaire. I will offer 100 billion people a penny for their thoughts, and they will give me their two cents.

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Aquarius: You will win the power ball! Not the lottery, the magical artifact that men kill over.

Come, traveler. You must be weary. Rest, put up your feet. Enjoy some

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Mailboxes are so embarrassing. How thirsty are you for correspondence, bro?

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I went on depop specifically to find non-dadcore shoes and bought a pair of skechers, so I guess I'm just leaning into it.

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The newest TikTok trend is Bombadiling, where a Gen-Zer will film themself being a merry fellow wearing a bright blue jacket and boots that are yellow.

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[blowing three notes into a cursed melodica] the time is upon us! capybara army arise and serve me!

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the Munsters could start acting and dressing normal and people wouldn't notice they're draculas or franklinsteins or whatever. whereas with the Addams family, one of them is a hand

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🎵🎶 Life is a highway 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 It should be maintained 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 With public funds 🎶🎵

What's the best episode of TV you've ever watched

I can't believe I wasted 20 years assuming Blind Melon only did twee low-key 'No Rain' type stuff.

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Thanks to 3d printers you can now drink mead out of your own skull

Shout out to puzzmo dot com for being the new first suggestion when I type "p" in the address bar.

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People love when I activate the mechanism that sets my giant boulder chasing them down my hallway when they come to visit

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A cop in the early 90s who loves busting punk asses, so he gets a Punk Ass Buster tattoo

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more professions should hype up the crowd like a DJ does. like a dentist should run out into the waiting room and just start throwing teeth at everyone

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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Looking back at my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

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accidentally tasseographed a nice hot cuppa and glimpsed that in 250 years from now The People will say "hurk yurp" instead of "hell yeah"

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Grimm Bro: I'm imagining a wolf stalking & eating a girl — Grimm Bro2: Write that down to read to children