Jadepilled Jadecel 🏳️‍⚧️

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Professional Girlremoving Gockslinger

Staying alive to outlive Blanchard

She/her, 22.

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Hey, I have a GFM to try and raise money to keep me going after losing my job and to help me save up to get my own place as my living situation is not great. If you could please boost, share elsewhere, and donate if you're able, it would mean so, so much ❤️ #HelpSky #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest

Help Jess keep afloat and raise money for a new place, organized by Jessica Stothardgofund.me Hi, my name’s Jess, I’m a trans woman living in the UK that rec… Jessica Stothard needs your support for Help Jess keep afloat and raise money for a new place

hey!!! im just a lil birthday girl! you wouldnt scroll past a lil birthday girl without following, would you!?

update: next summer is still not hot girl summer, i'm still rotting and i still have the bad kind of ripped jeans

"maybe next summer will be hot girl summer for me" i say as i wither in my bed wearing a stained polo shirt and ripped jeans (not hot girl ripped jeans a door handle ripped a hole in the pocket)

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This is what I mean by Old Internet Energy

Oh yeah, we have gone on a SLIGHT tangent here. From a Cornish potato to racism in Narnia. This is why I love social media, all of the hate and stuff is worth it to have a good discussion about the most random shit ever.

lmao my endo just emailed me back at twenty past midnight on a sunday. is *this* office hours??? very weird. but at least i get emails back so thanks simone love ya 🥰😘

this is why i dont want bottom surgery i need my stress ball(s)

okay i feel like this deserved more than one like so i'm gonna reskeet it while i'm too drunk to be ashamed of the shameless self promotion

No, goon is only when there's a mountain of porn, otherwise it's sparkling edging.

YOOOOOOO DRUNKMODING AGAIN GANG LET'S GOOOOOO BEEN A WHILE BUT WE STAY VIBIMG AT MY MUMS DIVORCE PARTY BECAUSE SHE IS PETTY JUST LIKE ME FR CHAMPAGNE IS BETTER THAN I REMEMBER BTW DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SHOUTING HOPE YA'ALL ARE GOOD BTW

THE RETURN OF THE DRUNKMODER WHAT'S UP LATESKY BRITSKY GANG GANG ALSO THIS TIME IT IS ACTUALLY US AFTER WORK SKY I HAVE CHECKED AND ITS DEFINITELY FRIDAY FOR YALL HIYA UMMMMMMMMM BE COOL I GUESS

do you remember the games consoles you got in order? Wii Xbox 360 Xbox One ...that's it. Not counting my various PCs and laptops because none of them have been designed for gaming, hence why I can barely run Stardew Valley and Minecraft on my current one.

do you remember the game consoles you got in order? plug-n-play frogger Wii Personal Computer WiiU Switch

what the world actually needs is an adaptation of the great glass elevator FINALLY I DO NOT KNOW HOW THEY HAVE GONE SO LONG WITHOUT MAKING ONE

oh yeah i dont post much here anymore but just got my hrt referral letter and found out that im (technically) intersex on the same day fun also i'm drinking but in like a happy way like wooooo gonna get hrt fairly soon

So incredibly real I'm like if they made a chaser for Big Women

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slimegirl resolving a merge conflict after she had to be in two places at once

youre telling me theres four posters in this bed????? 😳

this is where i post from

WAIT NO THE COMMENT I SAW WAS FROM A DIFFERENT PERSON WITH THE SAME FIRST NAME WE STILL DONT KNOW THE GENITALS OF THIS WOMAN!!!!!!!!

okay New Lore has dropped and it turns out the middle aged woman is trans which makes a lot of sense because of her name actually, its the kinda name you choose rather than being given

why is there a middle aged cis woman on my timeline who posts like an unhinged tgirl shitposter not gonna lie im into it and the vibes are amazing but woah

one of them is a literal wizard by the way not even kidding, man studies spells for a living

three autistic people on the zoom call trying to decide if we're being flirted with

i think i hauve covid when will it be my turn to be happy just like me fr etc etc

imagining a girl who keeps me as a pet, and one day, after i bark on command, she says "good boy!" and when i look up at her confused, she says "u have to be a boy dog. dogs are either boy dogs or girl dogs. Ive never seen a girl dog with a dick. this is what u wanted, im treating u like a dog!"

being Cubed would fix me i think

Virtual storage liminality With @hexdrone0022.bsky.social and @petrichorfane.bsky.social

YOU'RE NOT ALONE I ALSO DON'T KNOW WHO MISSY ELLIOT IS

I'M SORRY FOR NOT HAVING PARENTS WHO INTRODUCED ME TO ANY MUSIC SO I BASICALLY NEVER LISTENED TO MUSIC UNTIL I WAS LIKE 16 WHY MUST I KNOW EVERYONE. BESIDES IT'S DEFINITELY AN AGE THING YOU'RE ALL MILLENNIALS

on all levels except physical i am a milf

back on my hot tgirl shit (reading my Document Of Trans Quotes and crying)

THE RETURN OF THE DRUNKMODER WHAT'S UP LATESKY BRITSKY GANG GANG ALSO THIS TIME IT IS ACTUALLY US AFTER WORK SKY I HAVE CHECKED AND ITS DEFINITELY FRIDAY FOR YALL HIYA UMMMMMMMMM BE COOL I GUESS

drunkmoding again what's up latesky britsky GANG or like usa after-worksky or whatever you call yourself OH WAIT ITS THE WEEKEND PEOPLE ARENT WORKING dont yall love a bit of stream of consciousness dumbassery

might be drunkfidence (drunk confidence) but i think i could outsell glinner with my original fiction that im working on tbh

the 'woe is me, for the transes they cancelled me' book shitten by graham linehan, glinner, has only sold 390 copies. that's with all the publicity and two national newspapers serialising it.

why is there a middle aged cis woman on my timeline who posts like an unhinged tgirl shitposter not gonna lie im into it and the vibes are amazing but woah

you dont even need to post good it just sorta happens

Bluesky is a t4t dating app if you post good

sobbing because i can never be "just some guy" anymore