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Philip the Italic

@fernmonkey.bsky.social

Optimistic aliens measure space typographically.

Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
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"alpha male" this, "sigma male" that, just admit that you saw trans people inventing cool genders and got jealous
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I know a lot of people look forward to this particular concert every summer, so I'm real sorry to share that it isn't gonna happen this year. We wish it could, but the bottom line is that we're union, and we don't cross picket lines. Please support your Mpls parks workers!
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What could have happened today if more candidates who came in 3rd had refused to drop out? Hint of an answer in the city of Aix. Here, the Macronist candidate refused to drop out. As a result, no front vs the far-right. Result: RN wins with 37%. Left at 36%. Macronists 27%.
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"And the cause of liberal democracy in Europe, which did NOT die..."
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When the France election results are good
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I'll pass, thanks. Salty but bland.
Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.
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A widely predicted victory for the far right in France has instead turned into a victory for the left *because people turned out in record numbers to vote.* Defeat is not inevitable and more progressive elected officials means more progressive policies.
In France, the left coalition comes in first, Macron second, the far-right third. The best way to defeat fascism is not centrism, it’s a strong left.
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Can't I just be dumb instead of living in the ruins of a once functioning mind I am like a Roman anno 641
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It takes alot of teaching. I believe this is a female Belted Kingfisher teaching her female youngster to fish. This branch seemed to be a learner’s branch. No hovering required, just dive when you see one. My fave photo from Thursday.🪶
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Fascinating site they’re excavating in Egypt on the Red Sea.
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I'm a simple Lithuanian, I see any mentions of Chiune Sugihara, I retweet them.
Too many people have martyr fantasies, not enough have Sugihara fantasies
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feels more appropriate for teaching kids how to post
Unko Sensei (a poo-headed teacher) teaches Japanese kids how to write.
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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so it feels like everyone in toronto is gonna die this week bc of the weather
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'Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the mid twentieth century, and remains stable for decades. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.' Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell
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If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.
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I’m not saying that my Tory-voting town has taken the outcome of the General Election badly, but
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Daily bunny no.2542 is out on a calm empty sea
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DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.
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My take on it has always been that the Paradox of Tolerance only arises if one sets no intrinsic value on tolerance as a principle. If tolerance is valuable and desirable, then you cannot passively accept ("tolerate") its destruction. But this one's better.
I once saw someone from Tumblr say, to paraphrase briefly, the Paradox of Tolerance resolves when we think of it as a social contract. The unspoken agreement is that we don't actively harm others. When anyone chooses to be intolerant, they've broken the contract, so it no longer applies to them.
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When you hit a tater with this thing the stadium plays the XP powering down sound
I need a Windows XP baseball
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Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood
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I found this beetle trapped in an abandoned spider web and freed it, because it was essentially in the spider equivalent of a ghost net. Also, it was a very cool beetle - a rugose stag beetle, Sinodendron rugosum.
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This is so cool! Frog & amphibian have been dessimated by the disease chytridiomycosis, caused by a fungal pathogen. Researchers have realised that the fungi is heat intolerant so little brick saunas for frogs can help kill the fungi! Recovered frogs more resistant to further infxn 🧪
These frog 'saunas’ could help endangered species fight off a deadly funguswww.nature.com How a hot resting spot can help frogs survive chytridiomycosis infection, and the decades-long hunt for dark matter in black holes. Hear the biggest stories from the world of science | 3 July 2024
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Sex is all very well, but have you ever found square candles that perfectly fit your square candle holders, and they're reduced to clear?
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SORCERY. 😯
Completely mind melted by how amazing this embroidery by peacocksandpinecones.co.uk is. Zoom in on the detail