Benjamin Dreyer: Should I go with "Kathleen, do you know how to goose-step?" Or with wondering what kind of lampshade Martha-Ann Alito puts on her head when she's being the life of any party?

Should I go with "Kathleen, do you know how to goose-step?" Or with wondering what kind of lampshade Martha-Ann Alito puts on her head when she's being the life of any party?

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join Alito's party.

You win.

I will gladly accept any kind words bestowed for the maintenance of the leaky shack that is my ego.

(I'm totally going to steal that because it is pretty perfect.)

Well, you can always take solace in the knowledge that you were responsible for the creation of one of my favourite book series of all time. Me, a rando from the Internet, whose greatest accomplishment was noticing the parallels between Johannes Cabal and Herbert West. 😅

Ouch.

Too soon?

Well, I’ll say this for her. She’s not some bystander. She has skin in the game.

OH MY.

"Martha-Ann, darling! You're *slaying* me! Here, have another glass of sekt ... "

"ouh, she has TERRIBLE ideas but gosh, darn, she is so charming, I completely lose any rational capabilities, because I, an adult, have an object permanence of a baby, but concerning human behaviour".

Alleged journalists attending PR-bait "meet-and-greets" with the people they're supposed to be holding accountable is just one of the problems here.

“It's people that you hate together Bait together…”

Do you know the origin story of the swastika, Kathleen? It's quite fascinating.

. . . And by AI I mean Alito-Invested.

Oh, bravo!

This feels AI-generated

My suspicion is her vintage lampshade is made of human skin.

The lampshade made from human skin. A thoughtful wedding gift from her bridesmaid and bestie, Ilse Koch.

I'm guessing they both know how to goose-step.

"Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! TWO coats!"

Kathleen as in Parker?

Oh darling, I'm sure it's a silk lampshade.

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