Brian Clevinger: Someone needs to charge these ghouls $20k to attend an exclusive mind expansion seminar and it's just a fuckin library

Someone needs to charge these ghouls $20k to attend an exclusive mind expansion seminar and it's just a fuckin library

Executive coaches are touting magic mushrooms to hedge fund managers and corporate leaders as a way to expand their minds — and their performance

Magic Mushrooms Are Risky New Tool Touted by Executive Coacheswww.bloomberg.com Helping businesspeople try to optimize their performance by using hallucinogenic drugs is an eccentric and growing offshoot of the unregulated $5 billion field of executive and life coaching.

Please do not listen to Brian, ghouls. My seminar is only $18K a head and includes a bag lunch plus old 70s comics.

My question is, does the guy warn them about the most likely side effects of swallowing psilocybin? Yyyyyeah, no. I'll take the bag lunch and comics, please!

Someone needs to charge hedge fund managers $250,000 for a "submarine trip" that is just a shipping container.

I'm going to launch a new course for execs, aimed at helping them be happier. I'm going to call it Hey, Maybe Don't Be a Self-Interested A-Hole and charge $40k

It doesn't work if you're a psychopath. Astronauts often experience mind expanding effects when they go to space for the first time - a deep appreciation for Earth and a strong sense of connection to humanity. Bezos went to space and his "expanded mind" announced he wanted to own factories in orbit.

Nothing says 'we're out of ideas and we'll try anything' more than using magic mushrooms to expand your portfolio's performance.

"You mean we have to look up and read the books OURSELVES???"

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