Bloomberg: Executive coaches are touting magic mushrooms to hedge fund managers and corporate leaders as a way to expand their minds — and their performance

Executive coaches are touting magic mushrooms to hedge fund managers and corporate leaders as a way to expand their minds — and their performance

Magic Mushrooms Are Risky New Tool Touted by Executive Coacheswww.bloomberg.com Helping businesspeople try to optimize their performance by using hallucinogenic drugs is an eccentric and growing offshoot of the unregulated $5 billion field of executive and life coaching.

Sorry, I will only use it for safe and efficient navigation in fold-space.

Only boomers could make mushrooms boring and dull

Give the boomers credit for their psychedelic counterculture, at least! These guys are Xers and older millennials.

I exile these people from my generation

Shrooms are wonderful! Hedge fund managers and corporate leaders are part of the rotting sludge ruining this world. Fuck off with the suck up articles as if we could possibly still think these evil dipshits are worth listening to or learning from.

capitalism ruins everything, even fucking shrooms, is nothing sacred?

do drugs to improve work performance while mandatorily screening every person who applies for a job and denying them employment based on a failed drug test

Cool, maybe one of them will discover empathy

uber for empathy

wait that’s just betterhelp

There is nothing risky about taking mushrooms, it just isn't going to make them better at their jobs.

The risk is that they might have an epiphany about how pointless it is to "manage a hedge fund"

Hopefully

Is this tax deductible like a three cocktail lunch? Bloomberg isn't embarrassed to push this?

nothing that makes people triggered/click is embarrassing

magic mushrooms helped apes evolve into humans i dont think they will get the same results with hedge fund managers and corporate leaders

sadly, no. magic mushrooms for the REST of us, though…💖🌈🍄✨

Any of them getting jammed up with a laundry list of drug charges ha ha just kidding of course they're not

are these companies still piss testing their employees for weed

Maybe we just don’t need hedge fund managers and corporate leaders?

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0 chance i’m tripping with coworkers

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Aren't these still illegal everywhere in the US? Or doesn't that matter if you're rich enough?

No illegality matters if you're rich enough.

No my mom runs a mushroom therapy clinic in Oregon for people with ptsd, chronic depression and SA survivors

Still federally illegal though so it’s kinda complicated

If you’re interested www.oregon.gov/oha/ph/preve...

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Bloomberg leaning into the hypocrisy of old white men, who bray “Woke!” at everything they don’t like, doing drugs and getting special treatment.

if it's illegal for common folk all these execs should be put into prison and have their assets seized really shows the way drug laws only exist for the police to fill prisons and extract slave labor decriminalize every drug that rich people get away with doing

Did Billion$ use this in the show?

As a result of this deep introspection they will now be labeling the layoff-get-all-your-crap-out-of-here-now box with a smiley faced emoji. Yay.

Don't think this is what Pollan had in mind

Worked for me.

This may save the world.

chad chad chad, my sweet summer child.

I’m just saying if these people were always high they could do a lot less damage.

i like your moxie

the scum must simply have everything

No no no … they need fentanyl overdoses

If we fed hedge fund managers and corporate leaders TO the mushrooms, they would probably grow better. Has this been investigated?

Ian Fidance does a great bit about how these clowns have their priorities ass backwards www.youtube.com/watch?v=we4P...

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