As everyone knows, when a university hires new faculty, they just stack all their credentials up in a row and whichever one is highest gets the job. Easy peasy.
A lawsuit filed against Northwestern University opened a new front in the legal battle against affirmative action, alleging that its law school hires less-qualified people of color and women over White men for faculty positions in violation of federal anti-discrimination laws.
I've been on several searches and I'm always moved by solemn dignity of the Measuring of the CVs. I don't know how you do the Measuring at Princeton, but we meet in a candlelit room dressed in full regalia. The chair lays the CVs of each candidate on a table. Naturally, the longest gets the job.
