by god she’s got like 5 more since this post. her vibe-ometer is off the charts. lmk if you see me still following someone who has been outed as literal garbage, i likely just missed any posts about it 😵💫
by god she’s got like 5 more since this post. her vibe-ometer is off the charts. lmk if you see me still following someone who has been outed as literal garbage, i likely just missed any posts about it 😵💫
there’s been like 3 big posters on here that my 66-but-relatively-online mom said “oh i muted them, idk they just seemed off” who then all became main characters within weeks. Her vibeometer is off the charts WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
no matter how chronically offline i claim i am nothing will stop me from consistently posting shit in my instagram story that permanently alters my online footprint but now i think ill do that here too
i came to post my monthly bluesky post which was gonna be an unfunny joke about leonardo dicaprio breaking up with me and to tell u that outback has a cocktail with midori that is full of glitter and has a crocodile u can keep but i see we also have DMs now so that’s cool
what’s happening on here hi guys all i ever do on my phone anymore is post instagram stories, check discord look at tiktoks , and solve crosswords yet my screen time is higher than ever how are we doing
this 🤏small 👶 CHILDRENS disposable ♻️CUP ☕ from 👉 a SOUTHERN 🍔CALIFORNIA restaurant 🍞🧑🍳CHAIN ⛓ with very affordable 🤑💰CHICKEN TENDERS 🍗and a TROPICAL 🏝️theme contains PEACH 🍑 WALMART brand fizzy WATER mixed with a splash of FRUIT🍒 punch 🥊 GATORADE 🍹you WISH 🌠 you were ME!!! 🫵✨
the MyShake test going off 7 hours too early is actually very funny because it was not a robotic voice or an alarm it was simply a regular ass man’s voice bouncing off the walls of my bedroom at 3:19 in the morning
a sneaky mosquito gave me multiple leg bites while i was taking a shit you can’t just bite a guy while they’re shitting that’s my time man that’s my porcelain of solitude
