The viewing order is Oppenheimer, then Barbie. First is the atomic horror that we created, and then the meaningless plastic we surrounded ourselves with to distract from the nuclear swords of Damocles hovering over us. #Barbenheimer is the sum of the modern western condition.
I'm looking forward to catching a double feature. Small indie cinemas need to be getting in on the meme.
Show them each back to back then have folks vote on which one was better by putting quarters in buckets. Donate the proceeds to denuclearization and/or microplastics charities.
