Tim Onion: "If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom it has been fabricated."

"If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom it has been fabricated."

einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

One hell of a PS there

I feel like I'm going to start saying "leave it to the reptiles" it has a good mouth feel.

Now I want to hear his statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in Planck's radiation field joke, tho’.

Gonna be in Fort Lauderdale this weekend at the same time as the Panther’s Stanley Cup parade, and I’m fighting the urge to bring my Lightning gear and just stand next to the route like the Mets’ thumbs-down guy.

Excellent advice!

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