Benjamín a round the Xmas tree

@benjammin.bsky.social

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Cis bi dude ok Brooklyn. I love cats and cannabis, also psychedelics. He/him

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That was an earthquake right? That’s not normal in NYC!

I am on a MISSION. To make the e best horseradish sauce ever. I do this almost every year.

I wish LSD was as easy to get as cannabis in NYC. This is my big wild OPINION

Breakfast of champions!

That’s it. I’m doxxing Mario Mario.

I’m very high and eating tater tots and I just dipped my fingers in the mustard bowl in search of tots It was upsetting

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DRINKING THE FLOOD WATER WILL NOT GIVE U SPECIAL POWERS

Picture from a friend of a friend, in Gowanus, Brooklyn

ONE TICKET TO BARBIE PLEASE

“Hey you, you’re finally awake”

It’s kinda wild how the first 2 Dark Pictures games are very schlocky B-horror, then it just pivota to WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IRAQ

The kids are all right

Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally

Sexually Suggestive

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Just try 988 before you do something you can’t take back is all…

Gameplay tip: if you’re out of fresh games to play, check social media for ideas on what to to next! But…more than one idea, what do I do??

Cobra can eat my entire ass. Wild how our (US) healthcare is determined on the whims of professional managers. Fucking wild.

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Frasier ass sign

You can absolutely own a machete in NYC until you use it, when it gets legally complex: IMO better to be over prepared but that is just my opinion

Just for the record, Apple Inc. underpays and overworks it’s employees. This is probably obvious/overdone by other teams, so just FYI and a general unions are good post.

I have one invite code. Should I invite Hakeem Jeffries Y/no

Everyone has holes

Something you should know about me: I will always like a cat picture.

Mom said it’s my turn to play with Jesus’s foreskin!

UM. Care to explain, Quaker Oats??

Good Time is just pure trauma porn for a very specific audience and I think that audience is me

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If you're enjoying Bluesky and you don't want it to turn into the cesspool of hate that Twitter did, you best speak up now. Cut that 'I don't know what to say' shit out and amplify Black and queer voices, because the BS team ain't listening to us.

Manager: “we don’t want you to feel blindsided by anything, so we wanted to let you know you’re probably getting fired, but who knows when? Now get back to work!”

Street Fighter 6 is great because you can literally just walk around beating up cops

Me convincing myself to buy yet another video game for my days off:

Hey you! C’mere a minute!