Bill Corbett: The mid-week holiday has me messed up. It’s like Monday or Thursday today, right? Unfortunately there’s no way for me to check.

The mid-week holiday has me messed up. It’s like Monday or Thursday today, right? Unfortunately there’s no way for me to check.

Made a quick phone call. These two will be with you shortly.

oh NO

No I love Kate Bush’s early work

Jesus was born yesterday.

That guy was such a rube

True

I told Jesus I was sorry for my sins and he was like ok you’re forgiven. Ha! I wasn’t sorry but now I get to skip Hell

On that subject, I feel like someone ripped you off

Which means he'll be easy to trick.

The Star of Bethlehem was actually a fireworks show.

Maybe it’s tomorrow and maybe it’s not! youtu.be/kcPSmFhmhJ4?...

What Day Is It? Skit by Brak from Cartoon Planetyoutu.be I can't find this video ANYWHERE on youtube so I thought I would share. This is taken from Cartoon Planet S1Ep4. Enjoy! YEET! This blew up over Quarantine 2020!

that's none of my business

Yesterday was Monday and tomorrow is Saturday. Go figure.

- @sadknob.bsky.social I Knooow, Right ! ? ! What day did we leave?!? 🏴‍☠️🥃🏴‍☠️

Just take whatever days off that feel right. It's all vibes now.

Unknowable. Time is bullshit.

WIth the "holiday" on Thursday, I keep thinking that it's a thanksgiving weekend.

You can fashion a crude calendar, using sticks and mud. The calendar will always point to the correct day of the week. It has no other choice. #physics

Tomorrow is Ringo Starr’s birthday. That’s all you really need to know.

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