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It’s Freedom eve.
Make sure you leave out a pitcher of hard cider and a Penthouse for Ben Franklin, or the Divine right of Kings may return. God bless AmericaToday, outside the Betsy Ross house: Hero of the RepublicI left hot dogs and beer out for Uncle Sam and all he left me was a link to his GoFundMe Somebody didn’t. SCOTUS just fucking codified it into American law Clearly, they missed the assignment.
Hence Adams’ call for guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations. 
