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Sweetie π

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Six feet of radioactive decay and candy

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On a serious note, Happy 4th of July to all of my little sparklers out there who bring me so much joy ❤️🤍💙
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The Midsommar flower dress only it’s me covered in hot dogs
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RIP Thomas Jefferson you would have loved rotel cheese dip
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Being born on the Fourth of July doesn’t make you a Yankee Doodle Dandy. You gotta earn that shit.
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Celebrating the Fourth of July by dressing up like the Hamburglar and throwing crypto mining rigs into Boston Harbor.
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Celebrate the fourth of July by completing the rituals that keeps Georgia Washingtons vengeful spirt sealed in the Washington Obelisk
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This day in history. 1803. The Louisiana Purchase. Thomas Jefferson added 828,000 square miles to the USA and his daughters hid his credit cards.
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Who up excited about the July 4th going out of business sale
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ankle cracked so loud people thought the firework show started
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personally I'd prefer freedom to vibrate
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Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself
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Anyway, happy fourth of predatory marine invertebrates constituting the order Actiniaria to all who sessilate
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Anemone, as you know, means too many little hugs in a friendship is sneaky and carnivorous
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Engaging the animal kingdom with a responsibility despite the temporary by shooting library card cotton candy darts
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America, you in danger, girl.
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If I arrive at your party and you ask me to help cut up the pineapple, I’m mad at you.
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Making my famous dodge ram semi-automatic salad
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My dog and I bark at fireworks together.
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it’s nice to know on this independence day that it is now illegal to be free
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This 4th of July it’s important to remember that it’s not fireworks your dog is afraid of but rather the unfettered corruption of the American government
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For the 4th of July, please enjoy my patriotic fanfic "Indiana Jones and the Cursed Necklaces". Happy Indy Pendants Day!
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Happy birthday, America, you messy bitch. Please get your shit together
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hope everyone in America remembered to leave a pile of taxpayer money out for the military industrial complex!
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To celebrate the 4th I filled my fanny pack with macaroni salad
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Enjoy your independence. Probably your last.
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More like Inattendance Day, amirite?
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On the 4th you’re not allowed to use toilet paper you have to use strips of firecrackers