I could simply not be trusted to be a president's doctor and have access to that much ketamine and the possibility of doing the funniest thing possible
Yea I wouldn't even do the obvious funny [redacted] level stuff, I'd just get him zooted out before every event with a different cocktail of drugs for different modes and watch people try to figure it out
smash cut to next week's meeting where I've got him so gaked up on trucker speed he's trying to start a restaurant that only serves french-fries with the prime minister of Belgium. Media doesn't know what's going on, landslide election victory, put me in coach I'm ready to save democracy
