Blizl

The more senior the executive, the more horrifyingly incapable they are of sharing their screen, unmuting themselves, or making minor edits to documents on the fly. 🙃

If you see this, quote skeet with a beach photo from your gallery.

If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery

Using an image or a gif, show a movie you are sure you have seen more than 10 times.

I'm gratified to see that even the straightest of straight men at the gym are wearing shorter shorts and stringier tank tops these days. And I haven't seen a pair of baggy shorts over leggings in ages!

I love that I work for an organization and a department where I can be presenting Serious Business data to my chief _____ officer for her report to our board and she interrupts with "oh my gosh I LOVE your nails!" and we fangirl over each other's manicures for a hot moment. 🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍💼💅🏻

39 and up Bluesky - Drop a pic with your age. 42: the answer to life, the universe, and everything!

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Photos of you and pets 🥰

The gym gay, and what's blasting on his AirPods.

::LOLs forever while slingshotting entitled twats into the sun::

Oh thank God, FCF is still FCFing. Though if you need a consult or think a pic is just toooo revealing, you can always DM me for an opinion 😈

I am ancient enough to remember when "twunk" meant 'twink who got fat' – a portmanteau of twink and chunk (cf. "twas" - a twink that got old), so it makes my anti-fat shaming heart glad to see everyone gleefully calling each other twunks nowadays.

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With DMs live, I hope you hornballs still behave slutty-on-main like true Bluesky whores

I for one will always be horny on main and thirsty in replies. Feel free to DM tho. 😈

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Neato! The Dutch have a special travel document just for their dirty pictures!

If ever there were a bandwagon for me to jump on, this is it. Happy International Jockstrap Day!

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Despite being drenched in sunscreen and taking regular shade breaks, I managed to get a sweet harness-shaped sunburn at the Eagle yesterday 🥲

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Love me a suit thread!

Oh hell yeah

I can see right up the shorts of this beardy dude in the coffeeshop and he is most assuredly freeballing 🥵

My trainer made a slight change to my deadlift form to emphasize hamstrings and now every step I take makes me wince a bit 🥲💪🏻🦵🏻

I... did not read those first two lines correctly. Mind firmly in the gutter.

Spotted Monochrome Monday.

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