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his friends are out there with him and i heard his friend telling him "jokingly" that he didn't want him riding his motorcycle later bc he's so drunk but he clearly wasn't joking

this guy is outside blowing up what appears to be half sticks of dynamite rn btw

me: we NEED communities. all we have is each other. none of us can survive without connection and humanity and solidarity me after 20 straight minutes of my neighbor sitting below my window and revving his motorcycle as loud as he can:

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T r e a t

look how cute i am rolling rolling please give me my afternoon treat

you would not believe how beautiful they let me make my goat

one of the best things about goat simulator 3 is that random NPCs will get caught up in whatever chaos you're creating and then you'll see them in the background beating the shit out of each other

i immediately bought the goat simulator 3 DLC and i am enjoying it very much but i am also getting increasingly frustrated bc so much of it is extremely finicky platforming puzzles which seems like an odd choice for a game where im playing as a goat and the goat controls like shit

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The US, tomorrow

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one of the best things about goat simulator 3 is that random NPCs will get caught up in whatever chaos you're creating and then you'll see them in the background beating the shit out of each other

i had a sip of this and it tasted like a root beer float that wants to hurt me

It’s go time.

is that good

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who inexplicably attracts the most insane commenters on this site. jamelle bouie is an obvious choice but if we're going per thousand followers then i think @cait.bsky.social or @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social has him beat

when i was visiting family recently i realized that one of the biggest differences between Texas and MA is that MA has sooo many towns and cities. i drive through like 4 towns in 20 minutes just on my way to work. in Texas you can drive for two hours and still be in San Antonio somehow

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Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you

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keep honking! i'm playing goat simulator 3

i was behind this baby in traffic for like 10 minutes the other day

i'm literally still thinking about this

i was talking to the neighbor cat and she was rubbing against the window and now she's soooo mad i didn't fly up there and pet her

i'm going to write a guide on being normal on the internet bc some of you seem to need the help